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Link here.

GLENDALE, AZ—Patriots head coach Bill Belichick responded to reporters' questions regarding Tom Brady's injury status by repeatedly denying any association with a Patriots quarterback, or any other person, by that name. "I repeat: I have no knowledge of or acquaintance with anybody named Tom Brady, and I resent any implication that I might have any knowledge of this Brady individual's personal life," an alternately smirking and confrontational Belichick told reporters during his unusually contentious Media Week press conference. "Why? Does this guy say he knows me? Is that it? Because if this Bradley [sic] fellow is blaming me for getting hurt, that's all I need." Belichick then went on to insist that he was not an NFL football coach but a real-estate salesman from Tempe, and attempted to sell golf-course time-share condos to all in attendance.

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MRBLAZE

That site is satirical.

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Fogbuster

Are you sure???






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MRBLAZE

This is the same board that takes comments out of context and turns them into message board fodder for the masses to chew on. So I thought I would remove all doubt.

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Patjew

The Onion is the best. That's one of my favorite stories I've read there recently.

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Fogbuster

Thanks!!! You had me worried there for a minute!


(Not really. )


Go Pats!!



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AStack75

Usually I find the Onion to be hilarious. That one was was pretty lame IMHO.

BeantownRox

What?? The Onion is not a reputable fact machine? When did this happen??

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Hammer time.


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Thanks, MyoMed!

Watson's IQ

Their sports stories are consistently less funny, IMO, than the rest of their stuff. Probably because they take less time to work on it and get it right than the fake news, which isn't always time-sensitive.

xmarkd400x

Hell froze over.