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> Three quarterbacks, Peyton Manning, Brett Favre,
> and Tom Brady, go to
> heaven
> to visit God and watch the Celtics play a game.
> God decides who will
> sit
> next to him by asking the boys a question...
>
> God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you
> believe?" Peyton thinks long
> and
> hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe
> in hard work, and in
> staying true to family and friends. I believe in
> giving. I was lucky,
> but I
> always tried to do right by my fans." God can't
> help but see the
> essential
> goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to
> his left.
>
> Then God turns to Brett Favre and says, "What do
> you believe?" Brett
> says,
> "I believe passion, discipline, courage and
> honor are the fundamentals
> of life.
> I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've
> always tried to be a
> true
> sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."
> God is greatly moved by
> Favre's sincere el oquence, and he offers him a
> s eat to his right.
>
> Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom,
> what do you believe?"
> Tom
> replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

oldskool138

How many times are people going to post this same joke? If I had a nickel for every thread started with this joke....

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BeantownRox

Awesome. Reading this for the forty-seventh time sure was the charm!

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Thanks, MyoMed!

Richter

It's makes me glad to see that the first two responses to this thread were admonishments for posting the same joke for the umpteenth time.

MRBLAZE

I think it should be put in a sticky so people know to not post it again.

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oldskool138

You're....welcome...?

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Watson's IQ

Maybe some sort of filter on the board so when you try to post it, it just posts "I'm an idiot" instead?

mrrhodeisland

Now that made the thread worthwhile!!

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Richter

Well, usually, it's followed by more messageboard knee-slapping and guffawing before someone says, "Hey, this has been posted more times than Peyton Manning choked away a game," so I liked that people cut to the chase.

oldskool138

My sarcasm detector was on red alert there...must be malfunctioning today.

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