Ron Sellers

Jets coach Mike Westhoff told a group of youths at a New Jersey drug and alcohol treatment program that he'd rather beat the Pats than go to heaven.

Jets Coach Mike Westhoff Would Rather Beat Patriots 'Than Go to Heaven' - NESN.com

Way to go helping these people in need get their priorities in order. There's probably a joke in there about Westhoff and drugs and alcohol too, but I'll refrain.

For those that may not recall, Westhoff was the coach who defended Sal Alosi for tripping the Dolphins player by trying to deflect blame away from Alosi by accusing the Patriots of doing the same thing.

Jenny Vrentas | Newark Star-Ledger

sbpatfan

The joke is on Westhoff, heaven doesn't exist.

Ron Sellers

And here I was thinking there might be at least four or five comments focusing on football before the thread was hijacked into a debate about religion ...

cmasspatsfan

He'll probably get his wish

RxJock1120

Something tells me that is not his choice to make. On further note, I don't think either will happen for him.

Rob0729

He works for the Jets. He sold his soul a long time ago. Heaven ain't an option for him at this point.

Joker

all very cogent points...thank you, sir

Tunescribe

A liar and a cheater who threw a fellow coach under the bus to save his crusty old skin. He made that comment because he knew long ago that heaven for him isn't an option.

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Keyser Söze

I'd rather beat the Jests than go to heaven, big deal

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TrueBeliever

Reminds me of a horoscope printed in The Onion a while back: "You're half right: Heaven does not, in fact, want you, but Hell is not the least bit concerned that you might take over."

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