Official Wisecracks ABOUT Rex Ryan Thread

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The nice man Norm says,
Livin' in the world today takes everything you got.

He is right. He spells relief B-E-E-R.
(Jet fan note: This is not the correct way to actually spell relief)

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Yup, livin in the world today, some times it seems things are upside down.
But sometimes, upside down seems okaY?

Like here.
I think
this nice lady CoCo
maybe has her dress on upside down,
but really, it is okay
Don't you think?
It worked out fine.

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Sometimes though, upside down is bad.
Here, the High Priced Free Agent Jet
Mr Edward Stonehands is upside down,and
Oh No, he forgot his Helmet!

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Jets seem to forget their helmet a lot.
This Jet doesn't wear a helmet either.

He has a big family, lots and lots of children!
He even hopes to meet all of them, someday.
Such a Good Dad!

Here he thinks about doing the right thing,
paying for college for all of them!

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Mr Stonehands has many moods.
Here he thinks about playing
a fun football game against
the Patriots and the Quarterback,
the nice Mr Tom Brady.

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Well I guess Upside down is the word of the day or something.
Here, the Whacked Vac's says the Jets are really the
Red Sox?


I think I know how Mr Whacked got his name.

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Mr Whacked Vac's world is more upside down than normal.
That is a lot.
The Redsox are the Yankees, and the Jets are the Red Sox, and . I am so confused now.

[IcyPatriot]

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Originally Posted by IcyPatriot

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