shmessy

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PatsWickedPissah

Q. Was it really necessary to put a urinal in the locker room? Don't you have a bathroom in your house?

A. When we were building the house, my wife asked what style I'd like. I drew the dimensions for my Patriots room and my locker room and told her she could design the rest.

Q. But a urinal?

A. When I go to the bathroom, I want to step up to a urinal. Every male who visits the locker room wishes they had one.

Wicked pissah!

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TheBaronPatriot

Q. Being recognized like this must be a treat.

A. I'm ecstatic and grateful. It's one of the highlights of my life.

Q. Don't let your wife hear you say that.

A. Oh, she'll understand. When we got married, I put a stipulation on it. I told her, 'The Pats are No. 1 and you'll be No. 2.' I told her if she can accept those terms, great, and if not, I'll understand and we can go along just being friends.

This guy is my idol.
Great stuff right there. Way to keep it real for the rest of us sinners.

oldskool138

So the dude's name is "No one"? Sounds kinda shady...

I'm a big Pats fan but that guy puts the fanatic in fan.

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"You're all a bunch yahoos, hero worshipers and gutless suck-ups." - Tony Massarotti

Tunescribe

That guy's wife belongs in a Hall of Fame somewhere.

patriotspride

NEM suicide watch ?

TheBaronPatriot

what a great compromise
I'll use that when I build a house if I ever do so with a wife/gf/woman of some sorts

ironwasp

Perhaps when NEM starts doing the 37-hour one way road trip from Phoenix he'll find his way in. I can't believe this guy is still married.

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Rob0729

I hear that one of the many responsibilities of the Offensive Coordinator is to pick the Fan of the Year. I think there is a voting bias against NEM.

VJCPatriot

LOL, at first I thought his name was Pat No one. Oops. Funny that his parents even named him Pat, after the Patriots??
Good story though. I'd say it sounds like he deserves it.

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