apricissimus

Isn't Belichick a teetotaler?

primetime

No, I'm pretty sure he's not. He may not be a big drinker, but I don't believe he abstains.

PatsWickedPissah

Way below the better Onion work. There's plenty of fodder to ridicule BB w/o the Dad bit and the items were so-so at best.
I do love The Onion, especially when its articles get posted and those recently fallen off the pumpkin truck go ballistic.

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Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded — here and there, now and then — are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.
This is known as "bad luck." RAH

primetime

This series of images with the two sides is pretty bad, at worst. The Mike Modano one claimed that Modano taught his dogs to skate, which gave the team a checking line. Except everyone who knows hockey knows that the Dallas Stars are just another name for the Finnish national team and are entirely composed of checking-line wingers.