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upstater1 · 11-15-2007, 12:21 PM

When Tony Dungy heard Tedy Bruschi had a hole in his heart, he replied, "Of course he does, he's a Patriot!!"

jays52 · 11-15-2007, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by upstater1

When Tony Dungy heard Tedy Bruschi had a hole in his heart, he replied, "Of course he does, he's a Patriot!!"

He then touched Tedy's forehead. Tedy has never been in better shape.

RayClay · 11-15-2007, 01:30 PM

Of course St. Dungy could walk on water.

He has yet to find water pure enough to touch his feet, though.

Wildo7 · 11-15-2007, 01:37 PM

Tony Dungy is so pure that when he *&$%# his wife in the @#& and **&$ on her face, he yells "listen slut, behold Revelations 22:20 surely I come quickly. Amen"

Daisymazze · 11-15-2007, 01:39 PM

And God said let there be light, and Saint Dungy was a one-man carebear stare

Spirit of '76 · 11-15-2007, 03:34 PM

And Jesus said, 'let the man who hath no sin be the first to cast a stone'. And Tony Dungy lifted Plymouth rock an smote Bill Belichick.

***danny88*** · 11-15-2007, 03:43 PM

Tony Dungy *****s wisdom and pisses class

NYPatsFan · 11-15-2007, 03:51 PM

Dungy is my co-pilot.

***Lloyd_Christmas*** · 11-15-2007, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by primetime

Vatican? Tony Dungy? You're kidding me, right?

The Pope is Catholic. Dungy's brand of Christianity does not look favorably upon Catholics (and that's putting it in a nice way... "They can't be saved" is perhaps more accurate).

There is no Catholicism. There is not Protestantism. There is only Dungyism.

Now go throw three Hail Mary's and recite the entire first chapter of "Quiet Strength" and you will be forgiven.

NYPatsFan · 11-15-2007, 03:54 PM

Real Men Love Tony Dungy