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Pats_AZ · 11-15-2007, 09:44 AM

upon further review, the vatican has decided that Tony Dungy is the reason for all things good in the world and has decided to replace Christmas with Dungymas. Merry Dungymas everyone!

spacecrime · 11-15-2007, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by danny88

So are you to mature to get the joke or what? I should have known the uptight posters on this site would not think something like this was funny.

Easy, big boy. He got the joke. It just wasn't all that funny. His version is funnier, that's all.

patological · 11-15-2007, 09:50 AM

Holy Tony once spent an evening at the fuglymonkey--a/k/a the "hottest" bar in Indianapolis. After his visit, 75% of the female patrons entered the convent.

PlattsFan · 11-15-2007, 09:50 AM

Tony sweats holy water.

AStack75 · 11-15-2007, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Pat_Nasty

Tony Dungy is so pure, when he watches porn, he watches it on rewind, so he can see the insatiable slut put her clothes + glasses back on, put her hair back into a bun, and turn back into a prim and proper school teacher.

LOL (10 Characters)

PlattsFan · 11-15-2007, 09:52 AM

Jesus turned water into wine, but Tony turns wine into water.

Pat_Nasty · 11-15-2007, 09:53 AM

It is with great regret and a heavy heart that Tony Dungy coaches his defensive players to tackle their opponents.

In his original Tampa-2 scheme, his linebackers were told to run up to the ball carrier and ask him politely to fall down.

***Born_a_Patriot*** · 11-15-2007, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Pat_Nasty

Tony Dungy is so pure, when he watches porn, he watches it on rewind, so he can see the insatiable slut put her clothes + glasses back on, put her hair back into a bun, and turn back into a prim and proper school teacher.

Holy Cr@p That is Great.....

***patchick*** · 11-15-2007, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Pat_Nasty

Tony Dungy is so pure, when he watches porn, he watches it on rewind, so he can see the insatiable slut put her clothes + glasses back on, put her hair back into a bun, and turn back into a prim and proper school teacher.

Absolute truth. (His original plan was for all the performers to get married at the end, but then he learned there was gay porn.)

primetime · 11-15-2007, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Pats_AZ

upon further review, the vatican has decided that Tony Dungy is the reason for all things good in the world and has decided to replace Christmas with Dungymas. Merry Dungymas everyone!

Vatican? Tony Dungy? You're kidding me, right?

The Pope is Catholic. Dungy's brand of Christianity does not look favorably upon Catholics (and that's putting it in a nice way... "They can't be saved" is perhaps more accurate).