PatsWickedPissah

After last week's horrific loss to the Jets and the Jets continued march to the Super Bowl with a road win in Miami, it's time for us front runners to abandon ship and to figure out just what it takes to become a Jets fan. Some thoughts...

1. Learn to bray loudly and abrasively about accomplishments well before they're actually accomplished

2. Whenever Brady is mentioned, point out that he's gay

3. If you see women at a public function, scream for them to "Show us your tits!"

4. Add 50-100LBS of pure fat to your frame

5. Whenever Belichick is mentioned, simply scream "Belicheat!" in response

6. Spew F-bombs liberally throughout every sentence

What items have I forgotten in my quest to learn how to be a Jets fan?

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Modest

7. Watch Jersey Shore religiously, including auditioning for it. Plus have posters of 'The Situation' all over your room.

BradyManny

A very good start. I would add something like "Resent literacy" somewhere on the list. Jets fans don't get enough credit for their strong campaign against intellect and sanity.

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BradyManny

Good point. When I think of Jets fans, I think of Jersey Shore. Only not as classy.

eagle eye

This board is going seriously downhill of late. Just looking at the forum here and the amount of stupid threads is just too much.

I know this is about a bit of fun but there are so many Jets threads already that its just old at this stage.

Then you have the guys who start the 'my thoughts on the game' threads. Are you more important than everybody else who posts in the postgame thread? Like why do you need to start your own post game thread?

And then we have threads about some random Colts fans who berate Brady. Like wtf? Are we supposed to be surprised that fans of one of the Patriots rivals have koolaid chuggers who will say rubbish like this?

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Gwedd

Put down the bong and back away slowly. Help is on the way. Find your happy place and just stay there, mkay?

PATRIOTSFANINPA

Go into another teams city and put your middle finger up when their fans jeer you?

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cjets1

Maybe we should name this website www.Jetsandwaspatfans.com

kiss da baby

Or cheat for 9 years and live off those years forever now that the good old days are essentially over.