FlyingElvis75

http://www.theonion.com/content/info...riots_at_colts

Some personal favs:

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ALP

my fav was about the colts players fainting with awe...lol

PromisedLand

That was just awesome. And fairly well balanced between the two teams, too.

My favorite was the one about two down cornerbacks set wide on the LOS and nine nose tackles roaming the secondary!

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PatsWickedPissah

I rarely laugh out loud at stuff. That was seriously funny.

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ctpatsfan77

Seriously, though, I've always wondered why--if Mike Wright is as fast as he is--why they don't consider putting him in at LB or FS every once in a while (who wants to see a 300-lb safety closing in that quickly?).

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WarEagle

That was hilarious. Thanks! lol

alamo

Belichick is losing valuable prep time this week looking for the mole who gave the Onion his gameplan!

PromisedLand

He may be fast in a straight line, but that doesn't mean he can react fast enough when a WR or RB changes direction in a millisecond. 747's are fast, but they can't suddenly jump 5 feet to the left or right either.

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