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With you lad, I'll always vote for door #3. I know T had some medical issue, but I thought it was from a high THC count in his blood stream.
Nice,so he's in Mexico. I look forward to his posts!
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By the way Box, up here in Maine "fishing for black flies" involves having your finger in your ear a lot.
Thanks! I'd always heard you were just digging "taters" so I appreciate the update on the local dialect.
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Serves him right then, sheesh, poor little black flies with nothing but Moose butt to nibble.
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AROOSTOOK - While geopolitical experts differ on whether the region is Northern Maine, Western New Brunswick, or Southern Quebec, the reality of a dramatic and tense hostage crisis weighs heavily on the minds of Patriots' fans starved for quality off-season entertainment.
Dubbed the "Black Fly Bunker" crisis by wags huddled with frosty Samuel Adam's products, the situation reminds this reporter of the stem-winding pressure of a curling championship in Regina or Duluth. No greater human drama, short of a White House cigar story, could compete for the national attention.
With no end in sight, micro-breweries, pizza delivery companies, and all night donut shops are doing a brisk business as the public waits to learn the fate of the saintly, if syphilitic, T-shirtdynasty. A personal guru to a small, unwashed, yet verbally abusive contingent of followers of the prophet Ian Logue. Negotiators claim he remains imprisoned behind stacks of paper airplanes and an ancient personal computer running Microsuck DOS, while hordes of growers from the Hempville Glaucoma Medical Garden seek frantically for a resolution to this national nightmare.
President Bush and Canadian Prime Minister Harper remain in constant contact through a dedicated cold line, receiving irregular updates from the Greenland Militia peacekeepers called in to quell the unrest in the region. A telephone-conference with the USA's Senior Hostage Negotiator is expected later tonight.
Due to security reasons, the negotiator's identity is protected. He or she will wear an ostrich feather mask and voluminious saffron yellow cloak, while loudly eating garlic flavored pita chips to further conceal his or her appearance and voice during the telephone-conference. The Senior Negotiator answers only to the State Department supplied code name of "shmessy" during these discussions with the media and fast food takeout employees. The Canadian Senior Hostage Negotiator will speak tomorrow afternoon from Novia Scotia once he sobers up and learns he lost the drinking contest.
Updates will follow as the situation changes or the liquor improves.
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AROOSTOOK - While geopolitical experts differ on whether the region is Northern Maine, Western New Brunswick, or Southern Quebec, the reality of a dramatic and tense hostage crisis weighs heavily on the minds of Patriots' fans starved for quality off-season entertainment.
Dubbed the "Black Fly Bunker" crisis by wags huddled with frosty Samuel Adam's products, the situation reminds this reporter of the stem-winding pressure of a curling championship in Regina or Duluth. No greater human drama, short of a White House cigar story, could compete for the national attention.
With no end in sight, micro-breweries, pizza delivery companies, and all night donut shops are doing a brisk business as the public waits to learn the fate of the saintly, if syphilitic, T-shirtdynasty. A personal guru to a small, unwashed, yet verbally abusive contingent of followers of the prophet Ian Logue. Negotiators claim he remains imprisoned behind stacks of paper airplanes and an ancient personal computer running Microsuck DOS, while hordes of growers from the Hempville Glaucoma Medical Garden seek frantically for a resolution to this national nightmare.
President Bush and Canadian Prime Minister Harper remain in constant contact through a dedicated cold line, receiving irregular updates from the Greenland Militia peacekeepers called in to quell the unrest in the region. A telephone-conference with the USA's Senior Hostage Negotiator is expected later tonight.
Due to security reasons, the negotiator's identity is protected. He or she will wear an ostrich feather mask and voluminious saffron yellow cloak, while loudly eating garlic flavored pita chips to further conceal his or her appearance and voice during the telephone-conference. The Senior Negotiator answers only to the State Department supplied code name of "shmessy" during these discussions with the media and fast food takeout employees. The Canadian Senior Hostage Negotiator will speak tomorrow afternoon from Novia Scotia once he sobers up and learns he lost the drinking contest.
Updates will follow as the situation changes or the liquor improves.