(Onion) Everyone at hospital already hates Wes Welker - Page 3 - New England Patriots Forums - PatsFans.com Patriots Fan Messageboard
NEWS
|
FORUM
|
PHOTOS
|
VIDEOS
|
FULL STATS DATABASE
|
PODCAST
|
RUMOR MILL
Get Social With PatsFans.com
Early Roster Projection
Ryan's Journey Started Early
POST DRAFT PODCAST

Go Back   New England Patriots Forums - PatsFans.com Patriots Fan Messageboard > PatsFans.com Forums > PatsFans.com - Patriots Fan Forum
Forgot Password? Join PatsFans.com!
Register Blogs FAQ Members List Calendar Arcade Mark Forums Read Chat Room

WELCOME TO OUR FORUM HERE AT PATSFANS.COM!
ARE YOU NEW HERE? NOT LOGGED IN? PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO REGISTER FOR AN ACCOUNT AND LOGIN TO REMOVE THIS WINDOW

Welcome to PatsFans.com. Do you have an account? If not - please take a moment to register for our forum and experience a much smoother experience with fewer ads, along with no longer having to see this notification window. Also learn about how you can receive a free Patriots T-Shirt from the Patriots Official ProShop by CLICKING HERE. Please enjoy your stay here, and Go Pats!

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-08-2010, 05:12 PM   #21
In the Starting Line-up
 

Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 2,090
My Mood: Twisted
Default Re: (Onion) Everyone at hospital already hates Wes Welker

Quote:
Originally Posted by BradyManny View Post
I normally like The Onion, but I don't find that article very clever/amusing.

I liked it casue it was more of a puffed up version of WW and the brady quote at the the end was so fun

Quote:
that mouthy little ****er didn't manage to get open so often I think I would have punched him in the face years ago
__________________
Beware of the MBWC (Media Brain Washing Conspericy) the only known way to stay safe is to read at least one thread here a day. You have been warned.

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Onion
See Wes [Welker], here, the man with the honor of being my chauffeur? This resourceful bastard actually beat me home, so it's not like it can't be done.
A.C Vegas is offline  
FEATURED ADVERTISEMENT
DONATE TO PATSFANS.COM
RECEIVE A FREE PATS T-SHIRT AND SAVE 15% OFF WHEN YOU BUY FROM THE OFFICIAL PROSHOP!

Free T-Shirt & Save 15% Off!
Like Our Site? Please help support our site and server costs by DONATING TO PATSFANS.COM and receive a FREE PATRIOTS T-SHIRT and SAVE 15% off EVERY purchase you make from PatriotsProShop.com. You'll also receive added benefits to your account
including Removing All Ads During Your Experience Here At Our Forum.

NEEDED YEARLY SITE DONATIONS: 345 | CURRENT # OF SUBSCRIBED SUPPORTERS: 98

Updated 07/08/11

Help Us Reach Our Goal!

Old 01-08-2010, 05:27 PM   #22
Veteran Starter w/Big Long Term Deal
 
Patspsycho's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: 20 minutes from Foxboro
Posts: 9,930
Default Re: (Onion) Everyone at hospital already hates Wes Welker

Quote:
Originally Posted by JSn View Post
Where'd the original thread go?
It's way at the bottom.. Someone whiffed on an obvious merge.
Patspsycho is offline  
Old 01-08-2010, 07:03 PM   #23
In the Starting Line-up
 
NovaScotiaPatsFan's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Patiently Waiting for the NFL to Overturn Superbowl 42
Posts: 2,051
My Mood: Devilish
Default Re: (Onion) Everyone at hospital already hates Wes Welker

You know, I never got The Onion. I mean I understand it but I just don't find it funny. But to each his own.

The only funny thing I've ever seen that they had something to do with is this. (Warning, Foul Language)

Blogjam presents: Neil Armstrong - The Truth
__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

"DAMN IT!" - Rex Ryan


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
NovaScotiaPatsFan is offline  
Old 01-08-2010, 07:09 PM   #24
Let's go HEAT!
 
KontradictioN's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Floreeda
Posts: 21,309
Blog Entries: 5
My Mood: Amused
Default Re: (Onion) Everyone at hospital already hates Wes Welker

This is the best article that The Onion has done in quite some time. The quote from the Leukemia patient was absolutely classic.
__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


CREDIT - Sicilian
KontradictioN is offline  
Old 01-08-2010, 07:32 PM   #25
Third String But Playing on Special Teams
 
T_Brady12's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 766
Default Re: (Onion) Everyone at hospital already hates Wes Welker

Hahahahaha. I love it!
T_Brady12 is offline  
Old 01-08-2010, 08:13 PM   #26
PatsFans.com Supporter
 
PatsWickedPissah's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: New Hampster!
Posts: 19,386
My Mood: Grumpy
Default Re: (Onion) Everyone at hospital already hates Wes Welker

I love the Onion. I'd grade the article as C+ though. Great premise, bad execution, not laugh out loud funny.
__________________
Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded — here and there, now and then — are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.
This is known as "bad luck." RAH
PatsWickedPissah is offline  
Old 01-09-2010, 05:45 AM   #27
Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract
 

Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Revere, MA
Posts: 5,090
My Mood: Crappy
Default Re: (Onion) Everyone at hospital already hates Wes Welker

I have to wonder how many people outside of New England get the humor in the article but then again it's funny enough for anyone to get a laugh out of it.
__________________
"As long as we have Belichick, I always think that we're going to be just fine."...Tom Brady, in reference to his coach.

“It is what it is, but it ain’t what you think.”...Brandon Spikes
efin98 is offline  
Old 01-09-2010, 07:12 AM   #28
Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract
 

Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 6,631
Default Re: Everyone At Hospital Already Hates Wes Welker

Quote:
Originally Posted by SoCal Pmen View Post
Do you think he reads these message boards?
I dunno if he in particular does, but I am certain at least some of the players do. If there was a message board dedicated to discussing ME, I would read it.
__________________
Citing the Bible as proof of God is like citing comic books to prove the existence of Superman.
TheGodInAGreyHoodie is offline  
Old 01-09-2010, 08:33 AM   #29
PatsFans.com Supporter
 
ctpatsfan77's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Fairfield County, CT
Posts: 17,580
My Mood: Grumpy
Default Re: Everyone At Hospital Already Hates Wes Welker

Quote:
Originally Posted by TheGodInAGreyHoodie View Post
I dunno if he in particular does, but I am certain at least some of the players do. If there was a message board dedicated to discussing ME, I would read it.
Coming soon to an Internet near you. . . . thegodinagreyhoodiefans.com.
__________________
"Momentum was quickly snatched away by New England, who once again proved that any Patriot, at any moment, can make a play." —Inside the NFL, Packers v. Patriots

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
ctpatsfan77 is offline  
Old 01-09-2010, 08:34 AM   #30
JSn
Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract
 
JSn's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 7,449
Default Re: Everyone At Hospital Already Hates Wes Welker

Quote:
Originally Posted by ctpatsfan77 View Post
Coming soon to an Internet near you. . . . thegodinagreyhoodiefans.com.
Registered Members: 1
Users Currently Online: 1
Active Topics: 4,237

__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Last edited by JSn; 01-09-2010 at 08:35 AM..
JSn is offline  
Closed Thread

Bookmarks

Sponsored Links



Thread Tools
Display Modes


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
First Pictures of Welker at Hospital deL1GHT Visiting Locker Room 4 08-08-2010 07:50 AM
Everyone At Hospital Already Hates Wes Welker Pujo PatsFans.com - Patriots Fan Forum 10 01-08-2010 10:29 AM
The Onion on Brady and others JSn PatsFans.com - Patriots Fan Forum 1 11-05-2008 08:14 AM
OT: The Onion on Rex Grossman patsox23 PatsFans.com - Patriots Fan Forum 1 09-28-2007 01:27 PM
BB article from The Onion Patjew PatsFans.com - Patriots Fan Forum 0 01-19-2007 12:02 AM



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:18 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2

© Copyright 2000-2012. PatsFans.com Is a Partner of USA TODAY Sports Digital Properties.
The opinions posted in this forum do not necessarily reflect the opinions of our staff at PatsFans.com or USA Today.
We are not affiliated with the New England Patriots™ or the NFL™. The Photo Used In the header was taken by Ian Logue.

This site is owned and operated by I&K Internet Design Enterprises, LLC