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INDIANAPOLIS—As of press time, the New England Patriots, playing on the road against an undefeated Indianapolis team, are headed into halftime with an all-but-insurmountable 24-14 lead.
Barring an almost inconceivable and utterly out-of-character mistake by head coach Bill Belichick, the Patriots have virtually secured a week 10 win against their closest rivals for AFC dominance.
No Belichick-coached Patriots team has ever led by this much at halftime and gone on to lose the game.
"If we just keep playing smart Patriots football, I don't see any reason why we won't come out on top," Belichick told reporters, jogging to the locker room with his team as the second-quarter clock expired. "The only time they've been able to stop us is on on short-yardage passing plays, so if we're careful to execute and avoid any situation where we give Peyton Manning excellent field position, I'm extremely confident we'll leave here with a 'W.'"
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For the intellectually challenged, maybe. Not to mention those with short memories that don't date back to say...2006. Since one would entirely invalidate the basis for their comedy seeing as we led by 15 at that half...
For the intellectually challenged, maybe. Not to mention those with short memories that don't date back to say...2006. Since one would entirely invalidate the basis for their comedy seeing as we led by 15 at that half...
Ya had to remind me.....another 2 or 3 decades and I would have been able to move on, now the clocks starts ticking all over again....
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A sarcastic Bill Belichick on Tom Brady's finger injury, "It's not life threatening."
Oh, I hate The Onion and their wit sometimes
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