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Old 09-05-2008, 12:09 AM   #1
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Hey i thought it was funny and some of the other ones are too


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You wouldn't believe the stuff I've heard on Nick Kaczur's wire since training camp opened. That sideline taping stuff they did last year? Pfft. Child's play compared to what Bill Belichick has planned for 2008. Unmanned stealth drones. High-tech, invisible listening devices. Nano-robots embedded in their opponents that will allow the Patriots to control their actions. Body recognition software that scans the crowd and finds and rates suburban housewives. And for reasons I don't quite understand yet: a fleet of nuclear subs. I have a friend at the NSA, and he says they haven't even deployed most of this yet. I'm scared. But I am also very confident the Patriots will regroup quite nicely from their Super Bowl loss.



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Old 09-05-2008, 01:05 AM   #2
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those were great

hilarious
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Old 09-05-2008, 05:27 AM   #3
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"Body recognition software that scans the crowd and finds and rates suburban housewives"

man i gotta get me one of those

good read, made me laugh a lot
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He forgot to mention the laserbeams from outerspace that zaps opponents at will.
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