01-08-2012, 09:31 PM
Second Team and Threatening Starter's Job
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: South Coast, Massachusetts
How I want the Broncos at Patriots to go.
What I want to see from Denver at New England
Tim the Born Again Christian Tebow leads the Broncos to a 21 to 7 lead in the 4th qtr.
He leads the Broncos to the Patriot 17 and with only 11:47 left looks for the TD that would make it 28 to 7 and effectively end it. He does not see Julian the Jew Edelman who intercepts him and runs it back for a TD.
After a long clock eating drive the Broncos are forced to punt with 7:14 left. Julian the Jew Edelman returns it to the Broncos 14. The Broncos defense holds and Stephen the Roman Catholic Gostkowski scores 3 points to go with Julian the Jew Edelman and Rob the Roman Catholic Gronkowski's 14 points.
At 5:34 Belichick, the football coach, calls for a “surprise” on-side kick. It is recovered by Julian the Jew Edelman. Tom the religion not known but he's married to a Brazillian who is likely Catholic – just saying – Brady throws a screen pass that Julian the Jew Edelman scores on.
Since there is 3:49 left and the kick would make it 3 points, Belichick, the football coach who refuses to answer questions about religion, goes for two..
Ben Jarvis Green-Ellis has his first ever career fumble. In the scrum a Bronco kicks it into the end zone where Julian the Jew Edelman recovers it.
With all his time-outs and the two minute warning, Tim the Born again Christian Tebow's faith is unshaken. He slowly marches down to the Patriots 3. On a called bootleg he is strip sacked by Julian the Jew Edelman. After the kneel downs, the Robert, the chosen owner of the Patriots, sees his team advance.
I've seen 1-15 and 2-14 twice. I've seen the Patriots as relevant underdogs, hated favorites, and absolutely irrelevant. Hated is not the best, but it far, far, far from the worst.