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***patriots pam*** · 09-25-2009, 01:16 PM

Got a chuckle out of this and they seem to be in short supply this week, so I'd thought I'd share:

Sneak Preview: Sean Salisbury’s ESPN Tell-All The Elitist Jerks' Sports Information Collective

My faves: Definitely the Namath bit and then maybe the Dicky V. hates Duke one.

Warning: The Clayton bit may give you mental images you would really rather live without. I know it did to me. On a related note, we really need a vomit smiley. Blurrrghh.

***QB12*** · 09-25-2009, 01:31 PM

Boy, that's funny. As the saying goes, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.

QB12

***Rob0729*** · 09-25-2009, 01:37 PM

Who knew that if you look like an owl with a comb over, you can be a chick magnet?

Ochmed Jones · 09-25-2009, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob0729

Who knew that if you look like an owl with a comb over, you can be a chick magnet?

You are being very kind to Mr. Clayton.

***Rob0729*** · 09-25-2009, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Ochmed Jones

You are being very kind to Mr. Clayton.

Well, the man bags the babes. You gotta show him some respect.

mike_usagisan · 09-25-2009, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by QB12

Boy, that's funny. As the saying goes, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.

QB12

Except they're all fiction (read the comments section).

farn · 09-25-2009, 08:24 PM

Regardless... it IS quite hilarious. I think the Suzy horizontal mambo part is very, very funny.

primetime · 09-25-2009, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by QB12

Boy, that's funny. As the saying goes, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.

QB12

It's a joke article dude

***ForThoseAboutToRock*** · 09-25-2009, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by farn

Regardless... it IS quite hilarious. I think the Suzy horizontal mambo part is very, very funny.

completely agreed. I had a good laugh at that one.

***efin98*** · 09-25-2009, 11:38 PM

One of the funniest sports related parodies to come around in a while, and so good it could actually be true...which is a bit scary!

09-25-2009, 01:16 PM	#1
*patriots pam* sleeps with a grey hoodie Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Saints Bandwagon Posts: 618	OT: Salisbury ESPN Tell-All Got a chuckle out of this and they seem to be in short supply this week, so I'd thought I'd share: Sneak Preview: Sean Salisbury’s ESPN Tell-All The Elitist Jerks' Sports Information Collective My faves: Definitely the Namath bit and then maybe the Dicky V. hates Duke one. Warning: The Clayton bit may give you mental images you would really rather live without. I know it did to me. On a related note, we really need a vomit smiley. Blurrrghh. __________________ Chris Chambers on Wes Welker: "When we go bowling, he wins. When we shoot pool, he wins. When we golf, he wins." Laughing at Pats haters makes me tingly in my lady parts! Yet another way to waste our valuable time - follow me on twitter. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Or don't. Be that way. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

09-25-2009, 01:31 PM	#2
*QB12* PatsFans.com Supporter Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 727	Re: OT: Salisbury ESPN Tell-All Boy, that's funny. As the saying goes, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. QB12

09-25-2009, 01:37 PM	#3
*Rob0729* PatsFans.com Supporter Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 11,874	Re: OT: Salisbury ESPN Tell-All Who knew that if you look like an owl with a comb over, you can be a chick magnet?

09-25-2009, 08:24 PM	#7
farn Second Team and Threatening Starter's Job Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,284	Re: OT: Salisbury ESPN Tell-All Regardless... it IS quite hilarious. I think the Suzy horizontal mambo part is very, very funny.

09-25-2009, 11:38 PM	#10
*efin98* PatsFans.com Supporter Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Revere, MA Posts: 3,476	Re: OT: Salisbury ESPN Tell-All One of the funniest sports related parodies to come around in a while, and so good it could actually be true...which is a bit scary! __________________ "As long as we have Belichick, I always think that we're going to be just fine."...Tom Brady, in reference to his coach. In BB we trust...not just a motto, but a belief.

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