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Re: The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck
in related news....undercover, supersecret "shhhhhhhh!" general manager Rex Ryan just signed Thomas to a five year, 50 million dollar guaranteed contract and free Walgreen prescriptions until 2018.
Re: The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck
Through high-profile New York City attorney Joseph Tacopina, Thomas has applied for admission into Morris County’s Pre-Trial Intervention program for first-time offenders. If he successfully completes a period of probation and other conditions, the charges would be dismissed and he would not have a criminal record.
after which Omissioner Jetdell will declare the whole sordid mess a "private matter" and sweep it under the carpet with the rest of the Jet toe saucking degeneracy, drunk driving, assaults, sideline trippings, repeated cap violations, open profanities aimed at NFL fans,deadbeat fathers and repugnant buttfumbling statutory rapists....what's next, oh High Lord Omish?.............
Re: The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck
"it came to me last week at the pool...I finally figured out what I did wrong with the offense the past four years..so I'm asking everyone for a do over..and THIS TIME we're going all the way!!!"
holy krist....hear the Twilight Zone Theme, anyone???
"Santonio Holmes's injury crippled our offense and led to our record this season...I firmly believe that.."
Cue the Benny Hill theme song...
so...here's the latest news on the Jets and their interviewing for a new general manager...this guy is next up..tomorrow...
Re: The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck
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Originally Posted by Joker
Through high-profile New York City attorney Joseph Tacopina, Thomas has applied for admission into Morris County’s Pre-Trial Intervention program for first-time offenders. If he successfully completes a period of probation and other conditions, the charges would be dismissed and he would not have a criminal record.
after which Omissioner Jetdell will declare the whole sordid mess a "private matter" and sweep it under the carpet with the rest of the Jet toe saucking degeneracy, drunk driving, assaults, sideline trippings, repeated cap violations, open profanities aimed at NFL fans,deadbeat fathers and repugnant buttfumbling statutory rapists....what's next, oh High Lord Omish?.............
Oh you didnt hear? He already gave them the SB 48 at Metlife Stadium.
this will start the decade of dominance for the NY Jets and they will win the next 8 SB's in a row to be the best ever.....
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