11-25-2012, 09:33 PM
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Maude
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 16,054
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Re: The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck
OK, PFiV, you've inspired me.
With Much Love and Empathy, From Shmessy to Ed Anzalone (It Could've Been Any Of Us):
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Along, long time ago,
I can still remember how the Jets chant made me smile,
One fireman knew if he got the chance,
That he could make those Jets fans dance,
And maybe they'd stop harrassing women for a while.
Too many Februaries made him shiver
The Gints or Pats seem to always deliver
Bad news on the door step
Rex Ryan's wife does porn step,
I can't remember if I cried
When I joined all Pats fans laughing snide,
But something made Ed run inside,
The night his Jets chant died........
So bye, bye Fireman Ed we all cry
Removed his eye black on the way back
And to home he did drive
Made it to his couch just in time to imbibe,
Slurring, 'this'll be the night the chant dies,
This'll be the night the chant dies......'
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"They (Patriots) may be the greatest team ever" - Chris Mortenson, January 18, 2005 on espn.com
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