01-02-2012, 10:37 AM
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In the Starting Line-up
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Canton MA
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Re: Bulletin Board Material: Dilfer goes too far!
When I first heard of this sacreligious outrage from Dilfer on Mike and Mike, I knew SOMETHING had to be done. In fact I knew EXACTLY what had to be done. So I made the call. What call you ask. I made the call to Atlanta.
C'mon, are you telling me you have to ask who I was calling in Atlanta. God, you're dense this morning. I was calling Rodney, of course. Yes.... Rodney Harrison. Who else.
WHY am I calling Rodney? That should be clear from the outset, but since you are a little slow today, I called him because he has it. He has it right in the vault where he has kept it since he retired. He promised me he'd be sending up today. and it should arrive just in time for the Tuesday Press Conferences
Why do you have still have that quissical look on your face? If you have a question just come out and say it.
WHAT is "it"? You mean YOU don't know what "it" is??? THE CARD, dummy The Card. The basic fundamental aspect that has formed the core of the BB Patriots ever since Pro Football Weekly declared in the fateful spring of 2001 that our beloved Patriots were the LEAST likely team to make to a superbowl in the next 5 years in the LEAGUE.
The Card. The thing that propelled this franchise to 3 superbowls wins, 4 superbowl appearences, 5 AFCCGs 9 AFCE division crowns, and 11 consecutive winning seasons'
The Card - the driving force behind all this success, and something that has been missing for far too long, and now its time it should be brought back. And Rodney agrees with me.
The Lack of Respect Card
Rodney LOVED the "lack of respect card" and took it with him when he retired....and there it has sat for many years while we basked in the "respectibility and honor" that had defined a decade of excellence. But, NOW it is time to take the card out again Now is the time to embrace the hate. Accept the negativity. Wallow in the questions
NOW is the time to rise up as a nation possessed and declare for all who may listen "You don't respect my team......and I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!! It will only make the eventual winning THAT much sweeter.
No my friends when "the card" arrives tomorrow, everything will change. Attitudes, Tempers, Demeanors. We will practise harder. Focus Harder. Prepare Harder. LET them underestimate our defense. LET them demean our record. LET them minimize our chances. TELL us again about the Ravens. I want to hear more about last year's Jets game. STEEL MY RESOLVE. I don't care, for I.....now have.......THE CARD!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HHHH!!!!!!!
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