Cold Hard Football Facts hammers a Pats hater - New England Patriots Forums

BrianPat · 05-28-2008, 09:42 AM

I know they were only responding to an email to them, but I haven't seen anyone beat down a Pats hater as well as they did. reading their response was so uplifting, I had to post it here. My apologies to the ladies for CHFF choice of words !

We're not supposed to post the whole thing, but this should be enough to get you to go there and read the rest.

TROLL: The New England Patriots* lost to the St. Louis Rams during the 2001 regular season at Foxboro. After stealing signals and spying on their Super Bowl walkthrough they were able to squeak out a win on neutral turf.

CHFF: You, sir, are a simpleton, who would not know a Cold, Hard Football Fact if it banged your wife right in front of you. And, no offense our ignorant brother, that’s what’s going to happen here. And, boy, is she going to be sore.

http://www.coldhardfootballfacts.com...ail_Pouch.html

ScottieC · 05-28-2008, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianPat

I know they were only responding to an email to them, but I haven't seen anyone beat down a Pats hater as well as they did. reading their response was so uplifting, I had to post it here. My apologies to the ladies for CHFF choice of words !

We're not supposed to post the whole thing, but this should be enough to get you to go there and read the rest.

TROLL: The New England Patriots* lost to the St. Louis Rams during the 2001 regular season at Foxboro. After stealing signals and spying on their Super Bowl walkthrough they were able to squeak out a win on neutral turf.

CHFF: You, sir, are a simpleton, who would not know a Cold, Hard Football Fact if it banged your wife right in front of you. And, no offense our ignorant brother, that’s what’s going to happen here. And, boy, is she going to be sore.

http://www.coldhardfootballfacts.com...ail_Pouch.html

Great post, Thanks.

This article was referenced in the rant as well, as such it needs to placed in our "Other teams cheating" vault.

http://www.coldhardfootballfacts.com...Patriots?.html

PatriotsReign · 05-28-2008, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianPat

I know they were only responding to an email to them, but I haven't seen anyone beat down a Pats hater as well as they did. reading their response was so uplifting, I had to post it here. My apologies to the ladies for CHFF choice of words !

We're not supposed to post the whole thing, but this should be enough to get you to go there and read the rest.

TROLL: The New England Patriots* lost to the St. Louis Rams during the 2001 regular season at Foxboro. After stealing signals and spying on their Super Bowl walkthrough they were able to squeak out a win on neutral turf.

CHFF: You, sir, are a simpleton, who would not know a Cold, Hard Football Fact if it banged your wife right in front of you. And, no offense our ignorant brother, that’s what’s going to happen here. And, boy, is she going to be sore.

http://www.coldhardfootballfacts.com...ail_Pouch.html

Damn, I hope that troll is married and he's the jealous type!

***NEPatriot*** · 05-28-2008, 10:26 AM

a nice response.

Bostonian1962 · 05-28-2008, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianPat

I know they were only responding to an email to them, but I haven't seen anyone beat down a Pats hater as well as they did. reading their response was so uplifting, I had to post it here. My apologies to the ladies for CHFF choice of words !

We're not supposed to post the whole thing, but this should be enough to get you to go there and read the rest.

TROLL: The New England Patriots* lost to the St. Louis Rams during the 2001 regular season at Foxboro. After stealing signals and spying on their Super Bowl walkthrough they were able to squeak out a win on neutral turf.

CHFF: You, sir, are a simpleton, who would not know a Cold, Hard Football Fact if it banged your wife right in front of you. And, no offense our ignorant brother, that’s what’s going to happen here. And, boy, is she going to be sore.

http://www.coldhardfootballfacts.com...ail_Pouch.html

THAT is freaking awesome!!!!!!!!!!

TheGodInAGreyHoodie · 05-28-2008, 10:29 AM

But the best line from the piece was this....

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TROLL: To call Mr. Bad Hair Mel Kiper a draft guru is a joke. Anyone who grades a team’s draft the day after is an idiot. You cannot tell until at least three years down the line whether a team’s draft was successful or not. – Paul Baranofsky

CHFF: Kiper’s hair might be bad. But it’s not a joke. This is a joke: “Grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender says, ‘We have a drink named after you.’ Grasshopper says, ‘You have a drink named Murray?’”

Calling Mel Kiper a draft guru is merely ignorant.

***KontradictioN*** · 05-28-2008, 10:29 AM

B-e-a-utiful.

Sicilian · 05-28-2008, 11:06 AM

Now, I'll admit, that's good to see, but it kind of hurts us doesn't it? The site is called Cold Hard Football Facts, and from the rest of their reponse they clearly had enough of them to disprove the e-mailers ridiculous assumption.

All they did by insulting him first was make people think our only defense is to attack the attackers.

***jmt57*** · 05-28-2008, 11:08 AM

Nice link. For extra bonus there were even a few slings at Borges and Tomasse further down in the column too.

BrianPat · 05-28-2008, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Sicilian

Now, I'll admit, that's good to see, but it kind of hurts us doesn't it? The site is called Cold Hard Football Facts, and from the rest of their reponse they clearly had enough of them to disprove the e-mailers ridiculous assumption.

All they did by insulting him first was make people think our only defense is to attack the attackers.

I see your point, but CHFF are not part of the Patriots fan base. Their not defending the Patriots, their calling out a hater for what they are, baseless and stupid !