01-21-2008, 03:58 PM
In the Starting Line-up
Join Date: Oct 2005
Re: OT: Dungy done at 4:30ET?
Dungy: God? Are you there?
God: Yo dawg. Wazzup.
Dungy: Can I ask you a question?
God: Man, can it wait? I got people dying in Africa, the Middle East is exploding and Mitt Romney is running for President. I'm kinda swamped right now.
Dungy: But I need to know if I should coach the Colts for another year or retire to spend time with my family.
God: Dude. Are you ******* kidding me? You interrupted me for that?
Dungy: I have a press conference on Monday and I need you to tell me what to do.
God: <rolling eyes> Fine, in my divine wisdom I think you should...what was the first thing you said?
Dungy: Coach the Colts.
God: Sure, fine...coach the Colts. Do that. You happy now?
Dungy: Thank you Lord for your...
God: Yeah, yeah. Gotta run, got someone on the other line.