Pats, Eagles and Cowboys: Blueprints vs. Bimbos - New England Patriots Forums

Pat_Nasty · 12-19-2007, 04:20 PM

So, the Eagles manage to lose to the Pats by only three points, and the sports media is abuzz all the next week about how they established a "blueprint" to beat the Patriots...

...a couple weeks later, the Eagles actually do manage to topple the 12-1 Cowboys, and the folks in the sports media blame the entire thing on Jessica Simpson.

420jim · 12-19-2007, 04:23 PM

When your team has 11 probowlers, it must be an outside force that caused the Cowboys to lose

Pat_Nasty · 12-19-2007, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by 420jim

When your team has 11 probowlers, it must be an outside force that caused the Cowboys to lose

Or, as in this case, a pair of them.

420jim · 12-19-2007, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Pat_Nasty

Or, as in this case, a pair of them.

Ya, let me edit my post

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When your team has 11 probowlers, it must be an outside force that caused the Cowboys to lose (

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Those are boobs

PatsFWB · 12-19-2007, 04:57 PM

Jessica Simpson is the blueprint for how to beat the Cowboys.

Pat_Nasty · 12-19-2007, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by PatsFWB

Jessica Simpson is the blueprint for how to beat the Cowboys.

Blueprint?

But her Romo shirt had pink print on it...

TheGodInAGreyHoodie · 12-19-2007, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Pat_Nasty

Blueprint?

But her Romo shirt had pink print on it...

A Pinkprint to beat the Cowboys.

upstater1 · 12-19-2007, 05:18 PM

You missed the obvious thing that only the media noticed: Jessica Simpson was sitting on Bob Kraft's lap, but he was smart enough to give her the heave-ho right before the 4th quarter. Some say it was because Myra walked into the luxury box at that point, but Kraft knows a bad luck dame when he sees one.

***Patjew*** · 12-20-2007, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by upstater1

You missed the obvious thing that only the media noticed: Jessica Simpson was sitting on Bob Kraft's lap, but he was smart enough to give her the heave-ho right before the 4th quarter. Some say it was because Myra walked into the luxury box at that point, but Kraft knows a bad luck dame when he sees one.

"bad luck dame"?? Who are you, Jimmy Cagney?

BlitzFritz · 12-20-2007, 05:54 AM

This is arguably the best thread of the year (so far).
I love it.