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***Patjew*** · 12-20-2007, 01:48 AM

To those saying she's stupid, is she really, or is it her ploy to stay front and center in the media. She is a brilliant promoter of herself and she is loaded because of it. I bet you she's not half as dumb as many think.

Also, she has nice boobs.

primetime · 12-20-2007, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Patjew

To those saying she's stupid, is she really, or is it her ploy to stay front and center in the media. She is a brilliant promoter of herself and she is loaded because of it. I bet you she's not half as dumb as many think.

Also, she has nice boobs.

People have said that the dumb blonde act is just that, an act. Supposedly she's a relatively intelligent person. By actress/singer standards, so still a moron by human standards, but not as out of this world stupid as she seems on TV.

***Patjew*** · 12-20-2007, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by primetime

People have said that the dumb blonde act is just that, an act. Supposedly she's a relatively intelligent person. By actress/singer standards, so still a moron by human standards, but not as out of this world stupid as she seems on TV.

Exactly. And also, the boobs.

Bostonian1962 · 12-20-2007, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by TomBradyWoot

C'mon people stop acting like shes the hottest out there. She's not all that. She's okay.

I rate them on their kissing ability, and she's an even better kisser than Beyonce and Jessica Alba COMBINED, in my opinion.

Bill B. · 12-20-2007, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by oldskool138

Her walnut-sized brain would be impressed by the sun coming up in the morning.

Sorry, I don't buy into the whole "Jessica Simpson is Stupid" bit. I think she is a lot smarter than people give he credit for. Example: On her show she mispronounces platypus as platamapus. Next thing you see, her clothing line is selling t-shirts that say "platamapus." She has made a ton of money being "dumb". I wish I wa that dumb sometimes.

Scouse Patriot · 12-20-2007, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Tommysgirl

Public Service Announcement!! Please don't generalize blondes as stupid and easy. Way too overdone. I am blonde and can assure you, a yacht wouldn't even come close to getting me to jump in the hay. Thanks.

Carry on Gentlemen!

Yes but what makes you think you'd have any takers?

newton_tom_cat · 12-20-2007, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Pats Fan in Indy

Is it possible to "cool it" with Jessica Simpson? Give me 20 seconds with her, and I'll show you the opposite of "cool it"

Seriously, I would only need 20 seconds.

you sure you'd last that long?

***weswelker#83*** · 12-21-2007, 01:14 AM

T.O.: ‘Jessica Simpson Is Not A Fan Favorite’ (VIDEO)

http://www.breitbart.tv/html/17024.html

***patchick*** · 12-21-2007, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by TruthSeeker

So if the network cameras kept their focus on the field instead of Jessica Simpson, is this even an issue?

Amen.

Can I ask, seriously, does anybody really believe this crap? Are people really buying into idea that the network cameraman's Jessica Simpson fetish has ANYTHING to do with what happened on the football field? Who knew America had this deep vein of superstition about Demon Boobs with the power to destroy men's minds?

Cause, you know, most football players never have sex. They're too focused on film study, and they need every one of their sperm for dissecting defenses. The rich, famous, handsome players have the least sex of all, and of course never attract good-looking women. In fact, it's true in every walk of life: no rich, powerful man ever sleeps with a beautiful woman. You can prove it, because if he did he would contract the Demon Boob Curse and suddenly be unable to run his billion-dollar empire. It's the ugly losers who bang all the supermodels, in a self-reinforcing cycle of loserdom. It follows that Saint Tom Brady has never, ever been seen in the company of a model or actress, let alone invited her to a -- *gasp* football game! Randy Moss was God's reward to Brady for his pious abstinence.

Do you think somebody in the league office decided they needed an even stupider scandal than spygate?

Tommysgirl · 12-21-2007, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by patchick

Amen.

Can I ask, seriously, does anybody really believe this crap? Are people really buying into idea that the network cameraman's Jessica Simpson fetish has ANYTHING to do with what happened on the football field? Who knew America had this deep vein of superstition about Demon Boobs with the power to destroy men's minds?

Cause, you know, most football players never have sex. They're too focused on film study, and they need every one of their sperm for dissecting defenses. The rich, famous, handsome players have the least sex of all, and of course never attract good-looking women. In fact, it's true in every walk of life: no rich, powerful man ever sleeps with a beautiful woman. You can prove it, because if he did he would contract the Demon Boob Curse and suddenly be unable to run his billion-dollar empire. It's the ugly losers who bang all the supermodels, in a self-reinforcing cycle of loserdom. It follows that Saint Tom Brady has never, ever been seen in the company of a model or actress, let alone invited her to a -- *gasp* football game! Randy Moss was God's reward to Brady for his pious abstinence.

Do you think somebody in the league office decided they needed an even stupider scandal than spygate?

Demon Boob Curse?? Hysterical, I love it!