Double G

Millions lined the streets in Miami today to pay tribute to the Doofins, finally getting the 500 lb gorilla off of their backs yesterday and pulling the upset of the century vs the high flying, Super Bowl bound Baltimore Ravens/former Cleveland Browns.

All of the players were visibly moved by the turnout as they sat in the duck boats that were sent overnight from Boston to usher them through the hysterical masses. Chants of "We're number 32, Number 1 pick, Cleo's the man, Cams the answer to our prayers, Ted Ginn's coming out party, The Doofins have a legitimate chance to win the AFC East is 2030" echoed through the streets of Miami.

The parade wound its way through Miami and ended at a packed Doofins stadium, 80,000 strong standing and chanting and crying hysterically. The now famous radio broadcast of the historic touchdown pass played over and over on the PA system, vendors were hawking CD's of the famous call, rivaling "The Giants win the Pennant and Oh the humanity" after the Hindenburg crash as far as significant moments in our nations history.

Members of the 1976 Bucs were on hand to congratulate the players, it had been rumored many of the Bucs players were angry that the Doofins were approaching their historic record of 0-14. "Our legacy is now safe" exclaimed one former player.

The players, coaches and the owner, still teary eyed over what he had witnessed the day before spoke in front of the throng gathered at the stadium and promised the fans they would do their best to get to 0-15 before winning a game, which touched off a wild celebration in the stadium.

The crowd went into hysterics when future hall of fame reciever Chico Camarillo spoke to the crowd and his jersey number shot to number one in merchandise sales down in Miami.........................

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patsgo

cameron was just given a 10 year extention

Double G

He has the personality of dry white toast...........

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Double G

Have you ever seen him on Patriots all access with Mike Lynch or listened to him on The Big Show with Glen, Fred and Steve, he is 180 degrees from what you see in his press conferences after games.

But you wouldn't be aware of any of this considering you're probably half stoned 24/7 right Doobie?

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PatsFanInVa

You guys should not be yucking it up about the tragic end to Miami's beaten streak. Only one team has ever gone utterly defeated, and they were within one lousy missed field goal in overtime of (possibly) doing it again, in a 16-game season. Those guys must feel lousy.

But the '76 bucs can pop those champagne corks now, or champale or cold duck or whatever you can get on a jiffy lube salary

PFnV

BlitzFritz

Dan Marino is coming back to take the front office job....

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"If you counted out the Patriots, you just don't get it." Adam Schein, September 2008

“We are building a big, strong, fast, smart, tough and disciplined football team that. consistently competes for championships.” Guess who.

JoeSixPat

I can't help but think there was something dry and white at work yesterday...

The Dolphins certainly played at a very "high" level yesterday to eek out a win. It just so happend that Mercury Morris was there with some other members of the '72 Dolphins.

Coincidence?

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VJCPatriot

Doofins fan Aquaboy was seen streaking naked into the parade with a large billboard written in bright crayon, "We're not the worst team of all time after all!!!" Many were moved to tears by this pathetic gesture that was symbolic of the Doofins triumphant escape from eternal infamy. The only thing that perturbed most viewers was the sight of Brady's face tattooed on Aquaboy's buttocks.

That will have to remain in your imagination, as the reality is that the Pats will destroy the Fins in a beating of historic proportions.

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TheGodInAGreyHoodie

It would involve a snowball fight in Overtown, Miami.

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Double G

Congrats TW, your team has done the impossible; they were league wide laughing stocks before AND after the game.

Before the game as they were on the verge of being the first nonexpansion team to go winless, and after the game after the video and audio got out showing and hearing the reaction to that incredible, heart pounding win.

Priceless.

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