Dr. Z loses his license to practice pigskin - New England Patriots Forums

everlong · 11-15-2007, 05:45 PM

http://www.coldhardfootballfacts.com...e_pigskin.html

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Sports Illustrated’s illustrious Dr. Z must be a proctologist. Because he massaged the stinking pile of feces that Peyton Manning dumped all over the field against San Diego Sunday night and tilled it into the flowery rosebloom of the quarterback’s finest hour.

Ummmm...finallly.

Great article.

everlong · 11-15-2007, 05:47 PM

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Boo-hoo ... Peyton. This guy is supposed to be one of The Great Quarterbacks of All Time. Can't one of The Great Quarterbacks of All Time survive one game against a mediocre team without his full cast of all-star talent around him? Can't one of the Great Quarterbacks of All Time not **** his pants when he's missing a few players? Is that too much to ask? Well is it, punk?

Perhaps Indy should call on the remnants of New England's 2006 receiving corps. Of the six wideouts who caught a pass for New England last year, two are out of football completely, only two have even stepped on a field this year, and only one of the six has caught even a single pass here in 2007 (Jabar Gaffney, 12 catches). Yet these guys were good enough to be one play away from the Super Bowl last year. Surely, Bam Childress and Kelvin Kight are sitting by the phone and are good enough to help Manning get back to the big game.

***PatsWickedPissah*** · 11-15-2007, 05:52 PM

Gotta luv the fat boys at CHFF!

Tommysgirl · 11-15-2007, 06:07 PM

That was a great read, thanks for posting. I think it's funny that he is now in Colt's history as having the most picks in a game, even worse than Jeff George ever did.

Gumby · 11-15-2007, 06:07 PM

Classic. I cant decide which is my favorite part.

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We're going to call Dr. Z's bluff here ... If these games were so memorable, name one. Really. Just one game where the chips were stacked against Manning ... teammates down, bad weather, his own defense playing poorly, the other defense playing great, and he played a great game to pull out a victory. We just want you to name one ... in fact, we're not ASKING you to name one, we're DARING you to you name one.]

.....WE'RE DARING YOU.....

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[Earth to Dr. Z: Fran Tarkenton that year led a “ragtag” outfit against a great Dallas team that would go on to win the Super Bowl; Manning this year led the one-loss, juggernaut defending Super Bowl champs to defeat against a disappointing .500 ball club. When it comes time to draw comparisons, Dr. Z is limited to fingerpaints and stick figures.]

fingerpaints and stick figures. STOP IT; you're killing me.

***Joker*** · 11-15-2007, 06:12 PM

I always knew Manling was a fraud, artificially buttressed by the machinations of Polian the fixer.

***reflexblue*** · 11-15-2007, 06:14 PM

I don't read Dr. ZZZ anymore,but after going of the CHFF version it sounded like Z was Homer discribing the battle between the good,and noble Hector,and the evil Achilies. He made it sound that dramatic. Then DR.Z slid into the soapa opera world with the line "as sands through an hour glass". (so go the days of our lives). Theres a writers strike in hollywood. I'm sure they'd be looking for someone with an acuity for fantasy like DR.Z.

lostjumper · 11-15-2007, 06:14 PM

Hilarious, yet absolutely true. They list the facts that Dr Z seemingly forgot

scout · 11-15-2007, 06:28 PM

Great post.
Some tidbits.
Only nine players in the history of the NFL have thrown more then six picks in a game.
Of the six wideouts who caught a pass for N.E. last year, two are out of football completely, only two have stepped onto the field this year, and only one of the six has caught a single pass this year (2007, Jabbar Gafney, 12 catches).
Wow! too many tidbits in include, great read for everyone.

NEPat · 11-15-2007, 06:37 PM

Sorry, I think this article is silly. So what, Zimmerman wrote a dumb article. Why some Pats fans are losing their minds over it, I really don't know.