The Official When Will Glass Maroney Score a TD Thread. Post guesses here. - New England Patriots Forums

National Sports Advisors · 11-13-2007, 03:14 PM

When will Laurence "I'm made out of Glass!" Maroney finally get into the end zone? Post guesses here. My guess is he won't score a TD all year long as I firmly believe he is allergic to the end zone. He is overrated and quickly becoming a dissapointment. I calls em' like I sees em'.

BTW, I am officially the President of the "please draft Darren McFadden in 2008" club.

RussFrancis · 11-13-2007, 03:17 PM

Go back to the friggin' Colts or Dolphins board, man. Objectivity is a beautiful thing. What youre posing as in anything but.

Nordy · 11-13-2007, 03:19 PM

It's become quite obvious this guy is just a troll and not a Pats fan.

National Sports Advisors · 11-13-2007, 03:19 PM

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Go back to the friggin' Colts or Dolphins board, man. Objectivity is a beautiful thing. What youre posing as in anything but.

I'm a pats fan. Obviously I can't be one because I'm not a homer and worship your boy Maroney, right? Please. Dude, your boy Maroney is a dud and you can't deal with it. Too bad.

pwes · 11-13-2007, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by National Sports Advisors

When will Laurence "I'm made out of Glass!" Maroney finally get into the end zone? Post guesses here. My guess is he won't score a TD all year long as I firmly believe he is allergic to the end zone. He is overrated and quickly becoming a dissapointment. I calls em' like I sees em'.

BTW, I am officially the President of the "please draft Darren McFadden in 2008" club.

What an idiotic thread, becasue I mean, it's not like he never gets put in near the goal line.

National Sports Advisors · 11-13-2007, 03:21 PM

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What an idiotic thread, becasue I mean, it's not like he never gets put in near the goal line.

He doesn't get put in near the goal line because he can't get the friggen yard! Hello, wake up. You think BB keeps him out because he wants to give a present to Heath Evans or Sammy Morris? No, he keeps him out because he is made out of glass and sucks as a "get the tough yard" runner. Bottom line.

Pedrorocks458 · 11-13-2007, 03:24 PM

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He doesn't get put in near the goal line because he can't get the friggen yard! Hello, wake up. You think BB keeps him out because he wants to give a present to Heath Evans or Sammy Morris? No, he keeps him out because he is made out of glass and sucks as a "get the tough yard" runner. Bottom line.

Actually, he doesn't, which has been discussed at length. This thread is what happens when schools forget the third "r" of reading and instead only teach writing and arithmetic.

***BelichickFan*** · 11-13-2007, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by National Sports Advisors

I'm a pats fan. Obviously I can't be one because I'm not a homer and worship your boy Maroney, right? Please. Dude, your boy Maroney is a dud and you can't deal with it. Too bad.

Sigh.

His 4.7 YPC is 12th in the league among RB with 20 or more carries. 7th in the league among those with 50 or more carries.

Some dud

National Sports Advisors · 11-13-2007, 03:50 PM

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Sigh.

His 4.7 YPC is 12th in the league among RB with 20 or more carries. 7th in the league among those with 50 or more carries.

Some dud

Ya, ok, what's his rank amongst RB's for doing what's actually important............like scoring TD's? Riddle me that ranking professor.

Richter · 11-13-2007, 03:53 PM

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Ya, ok, what's his rank amongst RB's for doing what's actually important............like scoring TD's? Riddle me that ranking professor.

You're such a troll.