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chunkypony · 11-01-2007, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Absurdly Metro

And "Wa Wa Wee Wa," we've gotta have a little more Borat too...

BB (as Borat): He is my neighbor Tonyushuktan Dungyiagby. He is pain in my *****holes. I get a good defense, he must get a good defense. I get a Lomabrdi, he must get a Lombardi. I get a 4th Lombardi, he cannot afford. Great success!

That was the funniest thing I have ever read.

Absurdly Metro · 11-01-2007, 10:45 AM

From Spiderman...

Somewhere back in the bowels of Gillette Stadium a few days after crushing the Indianapolis Colts this Sunday.

[Bill Belichick hears the Hoodie Goblin cackling]
BB: Is somebody there?
Hoodie Goblin: [mocking] Somebody?
BB: Who are you?
Hoodie Goblin: Don't play the innocent with ME - you've known all along!
BB: Where are you?
Hoodie Goblin: Follow the cold shiver running down your spine...
[BB wildly searches among his collection of Lombardi trophies for the source of the voice]
Hoodie Goblin: [impatiently] I'm HERE!
[BB turns and confronts his reflection in a mirror]
BB: I don't understand...
Hoodie Goblin: Did you think it was coincidence - so many good things happening for you, all for you, Bill?
[He drains BB's glass and hurls it away]
BB: What do you want?
Hoodie Goblin: To do what you won't, to say what you can't - to *remove* those in your way...
[He holds up a newspaper which BB examines. The main headlines state the Massacre of Peyton Manning and Tony Dungy at the hands of the Hoodie Goblin]
BB: The Colts- you killed them!
Hoodie Goblin: WE killed them!
BB: We?
Hoodie Goblin: Remember? Your little "misinterpretation of the rules" in the Meadowlands...?
BB: and the pious hypocrites crying out for some bogus punishment...
Hoodie Goblin: Bingo. Me! Your greatest creation. Bringing you what you always wanted: power beyond your wildest dreams. There is only one who could stop us - oh wait, Randy Moss has already joined us...
[as BB watches in fear, the Goblin bares his teeth in an utterly maniacal grin... ]

***Lloyd_Christmas*** · 11-01-2007, 10:58 AM

Wizard of Oz:

(Manning after throwing his game-sealing interception for a loss)
Peyton Manning (Wicked Witch of the West): I'm choking! I'm c-h-o-o-o-o-o-o-k-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-n-g!

(Arms go out, palms up... stupid a.s.s look on his face... as he slowly crumbles to the turf...)

Star Wars:

Bill Belichick (Darth Vader): Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the defeat of the unbeaton Colts and will soon see the end of the 72 Dolphin's champagne toast.

fourthandmiles · 11-01-2007, 01:41 PM

Mangini like Carl Spackler in Caddyshack:

License to beat Belichick by the Goooodellll of National Football League. Man, free to beat the Belechick at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a Patriot. And a Patriot will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Patriot Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

A.C Vegas · 11-02-2007, 08:57 AM

From Army of Darkness

Good, Bad I'm the guy with the gun (Tom Brady)

Absurdly Metro · 11-02-2007, 11:15 AM

Seeing this thread is back on page 1 here's a few more with Ahhnold as inspiration...

From Eraser:
[After a third Brady to Moss TD pass]
Manning: Hey, who does this guy think he is?
Dungy: Who, him? Well, he thinks he's the best guy in the game. I think he's right. Try not to piss him off, okay?

From T-3 Judgement Day:
[CBS Pregame show Pats vs. Colts]
Dan Marino: Shannon, what is he saying?
Shannon Sharpe: Judgment Day. The end of the world. It's today, three hours from now.
Boomer Esiason: Two hours and fifty-three minutes.

From Batman & Robin:
[Pregame coin toss. Team captains face each other at mid-field]
Tom 'Mr. Freeze' Brady (because he has ice in his veins!) to a trembling Peyton: If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast!

[Postgame after Patriots blowout Indianapolis]
Bill Polian: No, the Patriots time is over. We took you out over ten months ago. We stopped Judgment Day.
BB: You only postponed it. Judgment Day is inevitable.

From Collateral Damage:
[More postgame after Patriots blowout Indianapolis. Refering to Belichick and Brady]
Polian: You two make quite a team. A metrosexual and a homeless guy. Sounds like a T.V. show.
BB: Mm-Hmm, and you could play the *****hole.

That's it for now. I'll be back.

homergreg · 11-05-2007, 02:44 PM

Bob Lamey:

The Russian is Cut! The Russian is Cut! The Russian is Cut!

***maverick4*** · 11-18-2007, 11:56 PM

Kenny Mayne just used the 'Are you not entertained!?' bit for Belichick on ESPN.

diggemsmack · 11-19-2007, 12:23 AM