The Boston Patriot

- The Jets go 4-12. Mangini is set upon and de-panted in mid-season by angry fans after Woody tells then they have to pony up $20K for PSL's when
the new stadium opens.
- Marvin Harrison will retire after getting his bell rung six times in the first pre-season game.
- League MVP will be Wes Welker
- Merriman will be busted again for steriods (can't hold head up - too heavy)
- Denver loses the AFC West to Oakland. San Diego is last in AFC West breaking LT's heart and spirit resulting in a breakdown on national TV sobbing hysterically and retires to Mexico never to be seen again.
- Miami defense will trade places with Miami offense as they have the better offensive stats.
- The Pats will have three receivers get over 1,500 yards.
- Rothlisburger comes out of the closet and tells his coach that he misses Joey Porter too much to concentrate on football and retires.
- San Francisco is significantly worse giving the Pats the #1 draft pick next year. BB trades it to Cleveland for their #1 pick for the following six years.
- Arizona wins the NFC.
- Matt Schaub will get busted for running a rooster (couldn't use the **** word) fighting gambling ring.
-Arizona fails to show up for the SB and forfeits instead of being humiliated by the Pats.

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