It's just a stupid knock at Brady's more metrosexual qualities. Just a bunch of Boston.com wallpapers and all the Brady fashion/model pictures:
i.e.:
http://www.rockmount.com/images/GQ%2...0693-Brown.JPG
Here's the lyrics I just copied down. Again, it's just a stupid satirical love song:
Brady...you're my QB in tight hands and I love you
You're the starter in my fantasy league for two
Brady...there's so many ways I want to catch your passes
Won't you throw me something softly down the field
Your cleft chin makes me such a fool
Your eyes captivate
And though you have good protection
Won't you just throw me your ball
I'm a tight end and I hope one day to be your wide receiver
How I long for you to hit me in the slot
Forever let there be two-a-days when we can play together
Let me hear you call your audibles in my ear
On the field I see no one else but you
There's no other player for me
And yes, I want to help you reach completion
You're rated highest in the league
Brady...your balls are the only balls I need
And my end zone is where I want you to be
'Cause Brady...there's a Brady touchdown I want you to throw
You're the QB of my life
You're my Brady...