10-21-2006, 10:07 AM
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Re: Your perfect receiver for the patriots
- Soft hands the size of a first base mitt.
- Arms that hang down to his ankles.
- Eyes like a hawk.
- Spring loaded legs.
- Runs like a cheetah.
- Cuts like a school of tropical fish.
- Football IQ in the 160's.
- The body of a TE.
- The strength of ten men.
- Blocks like a LT.
- Shares a direct neural link with the QB.
- Loves God, his family, the New England Patiots, and football, in that order.
- Hates Raiders, Dolphins, Cowboys, Peyton Manning commercials, choreographed touchdown celebrations, and NEM rants, not necessarily in that order.
- Cares more for winning championships than personal statistics.
That's a good start on my perfect receiver.
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