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Old 08-08-2006, 07:00 AM   #1
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http://www.boston.com/sports/footbal...ill_one_again/

Globe: Starting this week at Gillette Stadium, fans will be able to choose from such selections as ``Patriots First Down Beef Frank" and ``Patriots Sack Attack Mild Italian Sausage." They will be available in grocery stores by early September.
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They could use some better names though. Another revenue stream that the Bills and Bengals of the league will complain about...
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I'll take a Canty with extra onions.
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I'll take a Canty with extra onions.
Is that 'smoked?'
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Is that 'smoked?'
No, it's way overpriced and toasted to a crisp.
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BTW, somebody please stop me.
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Not me.

Do they have any 'footlongs?'
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Not me.

Do they have any 'footlongs?'
(Nervously mumbling) I can't post "Zeke Mowatt"......I can't post "Zeke Mowatt".....I can't post.....
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I can't post "Zeke Mowatt"......I can't post "Zeke Mowatt".....I can't post.....
Time to stop.
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Time to stop.
Yeah, I'm going to get Myra P.O.'d at me.
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I can almost picture some of the items on the menu now . . .

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Bradywurst Bratwurst on a bun, with a heaping order of golden french fries $10*
Manningwurst An extra half inch of bratwurst, no bun, no fries $15

Vrabel Special We can't tell you what it is, since it changes every few minutes, but we know it'll be good $7
And the registers, too . . .

Customer: "Can I get two Bradywursts?"
Vendor: "Sorry, we just ran out. But we do have some delicious Matt Cassel burgers as backups. They're good, and cheap too."

Sorry, couldn't resist.


*Never been to Gillette , so I don't know if this is highway robbery or not.
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