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Old 07-05-2010, 07:05 PM   #1
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Default OTish - Whats the singular funniest quote\link\post that you've read about football ?

Its the off-season and little is happening. Anyone care to add?

It can be a throw-away comment, a link, a post, anything which you found particularly funny, witty, sarcastic, whatever...

I may as well go first. Gives me a smirk whenever I read it....

F–k It. I’m Throwing It Downfield.
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Old 07-05-2010, 07:43 PM   #2
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Its the off-season and little is happening. Anyone care to add?

It can be a throw-away comment, a link, a post, anything which you found particularly funny, witty, sarcastic, whatever...

I may as well go first. Gives me a smirk whenever I read it....

F–k It. I’m Throwing It Downfield.
lol. that's pretty much how I pictured his decision-making process playing out
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I have three. One is the George Carlin routine recently linked here. The other two are:


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" we're looking to next season,we're looking to make.. a noise now...I wanna kiss you."
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I wrote the next installment of "What We've Learned" tonight (it'll run in the morning) and came accross this article in my search this evening - which I didn't mention in that piece, but it fit your request in this thread:

Bill Belichick Drops Off Recent Draft Picks In Middle Of Nowhere, Tells Them To Find Way Back | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

It's a funny read - for those who don't mind satire pieces. I've found people either love/hate "The Onion" - there doesn't seem to be much of an in-between there. So I don't quote it much, but actually found it somewhat humorous.
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I wrote the next installment of "What We've Learned" tonight (it'll run in the morning) and came accross this article in my search this evening - which I didn't mention in that piece, but it fit your request in this thread:

Bill Belichick Drops Off Recent Draft Picks In Middle Of Nowhere, Tells Them To Find Way Back | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

It's a funny read - for those who don't mind satire pieces. I've found people either love/hate "The Onion" - there doesn't seem to be much of an in-between there. So I don't quote it much, but actually found it somewhat humorous.
You're only two months late to the party, Ian.
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Ian has to run this board, ctpf. Unlike us, he doesn't have time to waste reading it!
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Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein - Joe Theismann

Way to go
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Former New Orleans Saints RB George Rogers

“I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first”
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The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

I'm not sure if this is about football or soccer though.
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