JoeSixPat

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Near as I can figure, by 2016 science will have perfected human cloning, allowing all teams to have their very own Coach Belichick, rather than having to rely on the Belichick coaching tree, vying for Mangini, Pat Hill, Saban, Crennel, Weis etc, etc, etc...

This should ensure parity in the NFL once and for all, giving all teams an even shot at winning the Belichick Trophy every year.

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T-ShirtDynasty

Let's not forget that all the teams in the league could then have their very own Bradys, Bruschis, Harrisons and Seymours. Now there's parity for ya.

JoeSixPat

Now you're just being silly. The players association would never go for that!

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Box_O_Rocks

Parity? Maybe, we'd certainly have more Cleveland Belichicks with the various team owners putting their oar into the jacuzzi.

And what about Jerry Jones or Dan Snyder? You know they'll be trying to combine Belichick DNA with Gibbs DNA or trying to find some General Patten DNA to mix into the mix. It will wind up like one of those late night talk shows combining features to see what a famous couple's children would look like. Just think of the Rooneys mixing Bill Cowher and Jon Gruden.....

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ctpatsfan77

Wouldn't work. The poor coach that resulted would be too schizophrenic . . .

Seriously, though, I think they'd start off by allocating each team a Vrabel clone; after all, you can put Vrabel just about anywhere.

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