Maybe Belichik isn't such an injury genius - New England Patriots Forums

Doggin94it · 12-28-2005, 07:45 AM

From TMQ:

We're beginning to think this is a conspiracy. Was There a New England Training Room Scandal? In my December 13th column, I supposed the real reason for the Patriots' lengthy injury list was that this woman, who is studying to be an NFL trainer, is working in the trainer's room: Patriots are faking injuries in order to hang out with her. Reader Jim Lidstone of Milledgeville, Georgia notes that New England listed 14 players on its injured report for the week of that column -- but for yesterday's Pats-Jets game, listed only two players, New England's shortest injury list of the year. Lidstone speculates, "Bill Belichick must have read TMQ, realized what was really going on, marched down to the training room and said, 'All right you guys, everybody back on the field."

OK, I just registered and posted on a Pats fan site. And I can't even troll. I feel so dirty . . .

oldrover · 12-28-2005, 08:06 AM

Damn... I just pulled a groin muscle.

CTPatsFan · 12-28-2005, 08:09 AM

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Damn... I just pulled a groin muscle.

Repeatedly or just once?

***PATSNUTme*** · 12-28-2005, 08:10 AM

This came from jetsinsider and I invited him to post it on our site. So, he isn't a troll.

I tought that it would be both interesting and funny to Patriots fans.

Armen Da Pats Fan · 12-28-2005, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by CTPatsFan

Repeatedly or just once?

Classic! Absolutely Classic!

oldrover · 12-28-2005, 08:21 AM

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I'm not as young as I used to be.

***fgssand*** · 12-28-2005, 08:22 AM

I would think a long look at Mike Woicek would send them running from the trainers room. That guy must scare the players into getting into shape!! Just kidding, he is one of the hidden reasons why this team is so good and so fit. Think back to the old days when Patriot teams would just lay down and roll over come the fourth quarter. Patriot teams of the 2000's look like they could go another half if they had too - Strength and conditioning guru Mike Woicek is the reason for that. Look at his career some day if you havent already.

mosi · 12-28-2005, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by fgssand

I would think a long look at Mike Woicek would send them running from the trainers room. That guy must scare the players into getting into shape!! Just kidding, he is one of the hidden reasons why this team is so good and so fit. Think back to the old days when Patriot teams would just lay down and roll over come the fourth quarter. Patriot teams of the 2000's look like they could go another half if they had too - Strength and conditioning guru Mike Woicek is the reason for that. Look at his career some day if you havent already.

LOL! He is one scary looking dude. Beauty and the beast for sure!

oldrover · 12-28-2005, 08:29 AM

Woicek definitely looks like he has done 'roids at some point. He's got a little Planet of the Apes thing going on there.

***PATSNUTme*** · 12-28-2005, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Doggin94it

From TMQ:

We're beginning to think this is a conspiracy. Was There a New England Training Room Scandal? In my December 13th column, I supposed the real reason for the Patriots' lengthy injury list was that this woman, who is studying to be an NFL trainer, is working in the trainer's room: Patriots are faking injuries in order to hang out with her. Reader Jim Lidstone of Milledgeville, Georgia notes that New England listed 14 players on its injured report for the week of that column -- but for yesterday's Pats-Jets game, listed only two players, New England's shortest injury list of the year. Lidstone speculates, "Bill Belichick must have read TMQ, realized what was really going on, marched down to the training room and said, 'All right you guys, everybody back on the field."

OK, I just registered and posted on a Pats fan site. And I can't even troll. I feel so dirty . . .

Thanks for posting this. Hope that you don't turn into a troll. But take a look at our "troll of the year" thread if you would like to be nominated.