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Old 02-06-2013, 07:47 PM   #171
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From age 18 to 45 I was WORSE than Gronk...and you too, Frezo.....one night in Long Island after a Ramones gig I worked at, I sat back stage with Joey ,Dee Dee and Phil and an agent for their label and ...well...look, this place was huge..My Father's Place...we had access to all the beer and booze we wanted from the walkins...and of course the perfunctory mirror with mountains of magic marching flakes...let's see, the joint closed at 2 a.m. we all left about 4 or 5 p.m. the next day...I had another gig to set up in Baltimore...sleep????...WTF was THAT back then???
Oh boy! The stories we could tell. Glad you made through it all. I did house at the Casino in Hampton Beach in the late 80s. That was the last hurrah for crazy partying. The door closed.
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Old 02-06-2013, 08:58 PM   #172
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You mean, small- and medium-chested blondes aren't on your radar?
Tunes..I've crossed that line in life where the rule now stands as ...eighteen to eighty...blind...crippled..crawling..will take on any and all comers...I just wish all me exes lived in Texas...cuz then they wouldn't be so inclined to call me up and put the arm on me everytime a new shoe style comes out...heh...I'm still a saucker for a sob story...
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Oh boy! The stories we could tell. Glad you made through it all. I did house at the Casino in Hampton Beach in the late 80s. That was the last hurrah for crazy partying. The door closed.
yeah...I musta ran across you more than a few times then...I worked downtown Providence in the 80's...Lupo's Heartache(Headbreak) Hotel...I actually threw Cheetah Chrome of the Dead boys right out the front doors on his azz...what a jagoff...tried to urinate on the sound board.
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yeah...I musta ran across you more than a few times then...I worked downtown Providence in the 80's...Lupo's Heartache(Headbreak) Hotel...I actually threw Cheetah Chrome of the Dead boys right out the front doors on his azz...what a jagoff...tried to urinate on the sound board.
I only went into Lupo's once and can't remember with who. Did a lot of stuff at PPAC with the local boys in the 90s and 00s and mixed the RI Philharmonic at their outdoor shows for 20 years. You know Bill Bracket? He was the TD at PPAC for a long time.

Oh yeah...I got long hair, beard, handlebar mustache and smoke a pipe. Ring a bell?
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I got long hair, beard, handlebar mustache and smoke a pipe. Ring a bell?



heh heh heh....
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No, that's not me! Nice try though. You crack me up.
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From age 18 to 45 I was WORSE than Gronk...and you too, Frezo.....one night in Long Island after a Ramones gig I worked at, I sat back stage with Joey ,Dee Dee and Phil and an agent for their label and ...well...look, this place was huge..My Father's Place...we had access to all the beer and booze we wanted from the walkins...and of course the perfunctory mirror with mountains of magic marching flakes...let's see, the joint closed at 2 a.m. we all left about 4 or 5 p.m. the next day...I had another gig to set up in Baltimore...sleep????...WTF was THAT back then???
And yet 3 1/3 weeks ago, there you were chastising me for jokingly making the suggestion a poster take a bag of dope for his pregame jitters when he asked people for advice on how to stay calm while watching Pats playoff games.
Hypocrite.

And notice how I purposely left out the "h" word, used the term "bag of dope" instead, and you came over to ask,"Heroin jokes? Really?"

Nobody typed the name of the substance implied by the term "bag of dope". I purposely avoided it. The non-serious suggestion of "Oh, if you're nervous, go take a bag a' dope" works. It's edgy wisenheimer humor. While at the same time, "go do some heroin" isn't taken in the same context. The imagery for each is different. "Bag a' dope" is wayy less insidious than the word heroin.

Yet, you took it upon yourself to play June Cleaver decency police, switched my "bag of dope" and painted me as throwing around the word heroin and trying to insert it into a joke.
I didn't use the word "herion", YOU did. YOU came over here and threw it around. And the thing is, you KNEW I purposely avoided it, jagoff.

Well fine, I'll do the same to you. Gee, most of the time in life you don't get equal restitution opportunities like this. Boy, talk about cut and dry tit-for-tat payback...

Hey everybody, when Joker typed "mountains of magic marching flakes" he really meant cocaine.

Hey Joker, making cocaine references? Really?
And doing cocaine and staying up all night wired?


There ya go, hypocrite. We're even now. Now I'll go listen to my Ramones My Father's Place WLIR radio broadcast tape from 1979 in your honor.
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nope...when I was 45, I swore off everything except big chested blondes....within a month of going completely straight I was diagnosed with cancer, had a stroke, had another stroke, tore a bicep and went blind for a few days from anesthesia.

The doctors told me it was a quid pro quo...I told them Latin was a dead language...they replied ..."well, you sure aren't but you will be if you act like a teenager again"...little do they know I've circumvented their pernicious plan to keep me in check...by my membership here I've found a way around their puny attempt to keep the puerile, 18 year old inside on ice....so doc, if you're reading this...IT AIN'T ME, BABE!

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A girl that I know partied with him in Arizona and said that he doesn't handle his alcohol well at all.
Does anyone under the age of 21 handle their alcohol well?
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