01-25-2013, 03:32 PM
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Re: Report: Patriots very interested in Revis
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Originally Posted by PatsWickedPissah
So some un-named GM allegedly drops the Pats name in a list of teams supposedly interested. Color me unimpressed.
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I am sure Belichick called the unnamed GM (Lombardi perhaps?) and said:
"Hi Mike? It's Bill. Bill Belichick. Remember me? What? You've been on the job for three days and you want me to call you Mr. Lombardi? Not gonna happen.
So look, MIKE, let's drive the cost of Revis through the roof. Put out a statement to the guy at the Plain Dealer that you're interested in Revis, I'm interested in Revis, everybody's interested in Revis.
Rex and Thurston Howell, III there in the the swamp will blow a gasket. Revis will call his agent, up his price and threaten to sit out 2013. Those numbnuts will have a media firestorm to deal with and by the time they're done looking for their heads up each other's asses - if Sanchez gets out of the way - we'll have signed all the good free agents. They'll be lucky to have 53 guys in camp.
What's that? Welker? Sure. Sign him. I need everyone up here to go berserk while I figure out how to get Brady to restructure his deal. The guy has a moat, for pete's sake!"
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