The Red Sox have the Yankees. The Celtics have the Lakers. The Bruins have the Canadiens.
The Patriots have the Jets. No, they have the Colts. No, they have the Steelers. No, they have the Raiders. No, they have the Dolphins. No, they have...oh, never mind.
They don't have anybody, and they have everybody. Is that about right?
It's really hard to tell what the "grudge match" is that the Patriots have to face each year. Because of their rise to national prominence, they have become a "hated team" in the eyes of many outside of the six-state area, and no one team stands out. For instance, the Ohio teams hate each other ("You don't live in Cleveland, you live in Cincinnati!" are the immortal words from former Bengal coach Sam Wyche; Paul Brown never forgave Art Modell for how he took over the Browns team he created). Dallas and Washington hate each other as much as the real cowboys and injuns did in all your favorite John Wayne westerns, and in real life as well. Da Bears and the Packers are the longest running rivalry in NFL history, and no matter how well or badly those teams are doing, they are always big doin's in the upper Midwest twice every fall.
But the Patriots don't really have this sort of rivalry which is tied solely into one team. Instead, they have a lot of micro-rivalries, you might say. We'll do our best to portray each of them, and state their cases as to why they should or shouldn't be the Sparta to New England's Athens.
Why they should not be They're in another conference, for one thing. They have teams in the NFC East which worry them a lot more than the Patriots do. Literally every divisional game they play is high anxiety. Good thing that the Cowboys and Redskins hate each other worse than they hate the Giants. There also may be some older hard line fans who still cannot let go of the days of Allie Sherman, Homer Jones, Spider Lockhart and Bob Tucker to the point where even the Super Bowl XLII loss still cannot make them forget those old Giants.
Why they should not be These teams simply don't hate each other. It was more frustration than deep seeded hatred which was the prevailing emotion in this matchup. The Bronco fan base seemed to be mostly good sports, rabid fans who love their team but didn't really begrudge you for your love of your own team (though the same cannot be said for some of their local sports writers). Besides, Elway didn't win the whole thing until the final two seasons of his career, and Davis was the real reason Elway got his rings, not Elway himself.
Why they should not be Since the Super Bowl loss to Tampa Bay in 2002, the Raiders have been the armpit of the NFL. Drafting quarterback JaMarcus Russell out of LSU was a draft bust of Ryan Leaf proportions. Simply stated, the Raiders have been a lousy team and a lousy organization, handicapped by a long standing owner (Al Davis) who will not step aside nor acknowledge that the game passed him by a long time ago. The glory days of the Raiders are a bygone era, and it will be a long time before this team reaches prosperity ever again, with or without Richard Seymour.
Why they should not be There are simply more teams the Patriots hate worse than Miami. Part of the problem has already been stated, that being the Dolphin history is not as good as south Floridians make it out to be. Marino's career was big numbers and zero championships, which is a huge disappointment for the Hall of Famer and his team. It could be said that Bob Griese had a better career than Marino had. Since Marino's teams were never the high achieving teams they might or should have been, it's hard to hate Miami as much as you would need to to portray them as a villainous rival. But Miami is a rival nonetheless, make no mistake.
Why they should not be The Steelers have much more trouble with the AFC North than to worry about the Patriots every year. Since 1997 the Patriots are 7-4 against the Steelers, including 3-1 in the playoffs, and the only loss was the 7-6 game at Three Rivers Stadium where future Patriot Mike Vrabel strip-sacked Drew Bledsoe to seal the win. The Patriots have had the better of things between the two teams, both on the field and off. This is more about the Steelers and their fans being bad sports. Steeler Nation should be much more concerned about Baltimore than they should the Patriots.
![]() Manning & Company have always played the Patriots tough over the years. (PHOTO: Icon/SMI) |
Why they should not be Maybe you still feel sorry for the city of Baltimore that the Colts bolted in 1984, which remains one of the most insidious acts an owner has ever perpetrated on their city (ditto for Modell and the Browns in 1995). Since the Bill Belichick era began in 2000, the Patriots have won three Super Bowls, the Colts only one. Manning is more like Marino than Brady in that he is famous for big numbers but not famous for lots of championships. The Colts threw away their chance at a perfect season in 2009 late in the season, and you almost felt sorry for them. From 1993 to 2005, the Patriots were 17-4 against the Colts. If there is one thing that the Colts lack in being a true grudge rival, other than being in another division, it is that they do not hail from New York.
Why they should not be Here is the problem with the Jets being the hated enemy. Since their epic win over the Colts in Super Bowl III, the Jets really haven't done much of anything at all. They have languished as an afterthought in a city which worships the Giants and views them as the real NY team. Despite all that Parcells did to the Patriots in the late 1990s, all the Jets got for their trouble was an AFC Championship Game loss to Denver. Martin curses the Patriots but never got a ring while his ex-teammates won three. The Jets remain mostly about mediocrity. They don't have the championship pedigree of the Yankees, Lakers and Canadiens. Despite all the hatred between New York and Boston, the Patriots have more reason to hate the Colts than they do the Jets. But the Colts cannot boast about recent years any more than the Jets can, and the Patriots can outboast both of them.
So unless the Jets take it to the house this year, or the Colts finish the job like they should have last year against the Saints, you still don't have a clear cut single enemy for the Patriots. And even if one of these two teams does win a Vince in 2010, there simply is more history on the side of the Patriots in recent years. And even if you go back to the merger, there is no clear winner. The Colts' best years were in the late 1950s, and it was the Colts the Jets beat in Super Bowl III.
If forced to make a choice, this writer chooses the Colts by a razor's edge. But it's still the Patriots against the world, and maybe it's better that way.





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