BananaRepublican

I'm picking the Giants despite all the negativity from the rest of the analysts around the league who think they're done. The Giants are magic; they are never done. They are just ready to "flip the switch" because that's what they do. The switch is under their total control. Tom Couglin does not have ulcerated spleen and colon, he just looks like it to fool everybody. They rope-a-dope the league through the regular season but always flip that switch at the end. Works like a Swiss Watch. What time is it? Giants football time.

And once they flip that switch they can't lose. The past dictates the future. They did it before so obviously they will do it again. No sense in even lining up against them; just hand them the trophy.

If you doubt what I'm saying then be advised that JPP not only sacks QBs with his mind power, but he can revive a dead team from its grave. He is the master occultist with powers beyond those of mortal OL who oppose him. No QB has ever survived his assaults unless JPP just allowed it while he rope-a-doped his way to another trophy. Some called his team-building exercise during camp an assault on a teammate, a humiliation of a teammate, but the results are plain to see: Great team building by a man mature beyond his years.

BTW, anybody know what time their game comes on?

signbabybrady

Ahhh what?

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ddanny1992

Happy new years, I think the op is talking about post superbowl.

The Brandon Five

Unfortunately for them, the post-season MVP for them, Kyle Williams, went on season-ending IR so he's not around to help them get back to the big dance again.

Le sad.

Uncle Rico

Nah, irony. Taking a dig at the Pats' SB nemesis.

I applaud the effort to an extent. The G-men seem to have gone all Drew Brees in believing their own press clippings, thinking they could turn it on at will. Blew up in their face and I can't say I'm sorry their season is done. Still, it's not quite as fun talking smack about a team that has killed our title dreams twice in five years. Well, maybe we'll see them in SB 50.

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Keyser Söze

bitter they beat us I see.

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Interception

Hilarious post.

People on this forum really can't pick up on sarcasm.

Palm Beach Pats Fan

Excellent!

Laugh if you will, but this is the type of analysis you might actually hear from Deion Sanders and Marshall Faulk, if their little earpieces were to go out and the smart people would be unable to communicate with them while they are on the air!

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Steve:Section 102

Great post. I heard Justin Tuck is looking to fill out his foursome.

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The Brandon Five

I suggest JJ Watt, Elvis Dumervil and Haloti Ngata.