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Old 04-27-2011, 06:28 AM   #31
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Free Agent ~ DF ~ Marc Schiechl ~ 6.3/255



Information on Marc Schiechl is thin, but we do know this much:

1 ~ The Kirwan Explosion Index suggests that anyone who scores a 70 or more on aggregate Vertical Jump, Bench Reps, and Broad Jump has, at the very least, the raw skills to be a powerfull, powerfull Force attacking the Line of Scrimmage and the QuarterBack. And Schliechl, with 38 Bench Reps, a 35 Vertical, and a 10 Broad Jump, scored an OUTRAGEOUS 83!!

2 ~ Yes, but can he do it on the field?? Well, it's Division II, but he can't help that, now can he? And Jerry Rice was Division II, of course...How does 46 Sacks in 4 years, to set an all time D2 record, sound??
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Old 04-27-2011, 06:29 AM   #32
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Free Agent ~ DT ~ Blaine Sumner ~ 6.1/335



Blaine Sumner rocked out no less than 52 Bench Presses at the Air Force pro day, breaking the all time Combine record of 49 which had just been set by Stephen Paea.

Sumner is a BEAST of a PowerLifter, too, who has marks of 900 pounds on the Squat, 600 pounds on the Bench, 800 pounds on the Dead Lift, and 400 pounds on the Hang Clean.

He is GODZILLA.

He is also raw as hell.

But I would LOVE to see what we could do with him.
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Free Agent ~ DF ~ Mathias Kiwanuka ~ 6.5/265



Looks like the Giants are gonna cut him loose, praying that they can save bucks at a reduced rate...

Time for some Pay Back.

Mathias Kiwanuka has everything we're looking for ~ and have been looking for, for so long ~ to become our long awaited Pass Rushing Flanker ~ OutSide LineBacker, to you Earthlings:

Speed.

Power.

Fluidity.

Lateral Agility.


He isn't particularly stout against the Run, but he hasn't really been asked to be...and he's definitely got the Frame, the Size, and the Wing Span to become very effective, there.

This guy could be a disruptive, devastating FORCE for us, for years to come.

Yet looking at probably an half season on ice, and doubts about his return, he could be had for pennies on the dollar in Free Agency.

I say we steal'm.
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Trade Summary

#17 + #74 ~ Lions ~ #13 + #154.

#28 ~ Beefaloes ~ #34 + #100 + #133 + #169.

#33 ~ Miners ~ #45 + #76 + #108 + #231.

#34 ~ Jaguars ~ #49 + #80 + #121.

#45 ~ Packers ~ #64 + #96 + #129 + #204.

#76 ~ Ravens ~ #90 + #123 + #225.

#92 ~ Eagles ~ #104 + #120.


Draft Summary

1st Round

#13 ~ DE ~ Justin Watt

2nd Round

#49 ~ OG ~ Ben Ijalana
#60 ~ DE ~ Kenrick Ellis
#64 ~ RB ~ Shane Vereen

3rd Round

#80 ~ TB ~ Taiwan Jones
#90 ~ WE ~ Lance Kenrick
#96 ~ WB ~ Jordan Cameron

4th Round

#100 ~ QB ~ Ricky Stanzi
#104 ~ CB ~ Curtis Marsh
#108 ~ RB ~ DeAndre McDaniel
#120 ~ DF ~ Greg Romeus
#121 ~ PB ~ Jamie Harper
#123 ~ QB ~ Greg McElroy
#125 ~ CB ~ DeMarcus Van Dyke
#129 ~ CB ~ Ryan Jones

5th Round

#133 ~ OG ~ Jason Pinkston
#154 ~ OT ~ Willie Smith
#159 ~ OT ~ David Mims

6th Round

#169 ~ RB ~ Graig Cooper
#193 ~ TE ~ Will Yeatman

7th Round

#204 ~ WB ~ Brett Brackettt
#225 ~ PB ~ Mario Fannin
#231 ~ UT ~ Colby WhitLock

Free Agents

DF ~ Craig Marshall
DF ~ Christian Anthony
DF ~ Marc Schiechl
DT ~ Blaine Sumner

Veteran Free Agent

DF ~ Mathias Kiwanuka
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Expanded 69 Man Roster ~ new CBA

After Camp Cuts + Trades

Offense

Quarter Back

Tom Brady
Brian Hoyer
Ricky Stanzi
Greg McElroy

Offensive Line

LT ~ Matt Light
LG ~ Logan Mankins
OC ~ Dan Koppen
RG ~ Dan Connolly
RT ~ Sebastian Vollmer

OG ~ Ben Ijalana
OG ~ Jason Pinkston
OG ~ Nick Kaczur

OT ~ David Mims
OT ~ Willie Smith
OT ~ Steve Maneri

Tight Ends

TE ~ Alge Crumpler
TE ~ Will Yeatman

WB ~ Rob Gronkowski
WB ~ Jordan Cameron
WB ~ Brett Brackett

WE ~ Aaron Hernandez
WE ~ Lance Kendricks

Running Backs

PB ~ Jamie Harper
PB ~ Mario Fannin

RB ~ Shane Vereen
RB ~ Graig Cooper

TB ~ Danny WoodHead
TB ~ Taiwan Jones

Wide Receivers

SR ~ Wes Welker
WR ~ Deion Branch

WR ~ Brandon Tate
WR ~ Taylor Price
SR ~ Julian Edelman


Defense

Defensive Line

LE ~ Kenrick Ellis
NT ~ Vince Wilfork
DE ~ Justin Watt

DL ~ Ron Brace
DE ~ Ty Warren
DE ~ Marcus Stroud
DT ~ Myron Pryor
DT ~ Colby WhitLock
DE ~ Kade Weston

Flankers

DF ~ Jermaine Cunningham
DF ~ Rob Ninkovich
DF ~ Mathias Kiwanuka
DF ~ Greg Romeus
DF ~ Eric Moore
DF ~ Craig Marshall
DF ~ Christian Anthony

Mid Fielders

MF ~ Jerod Mayo
MF ~ Brandon Spikes
MF ~ Gary Guyton
MF ~ Dane Fletcher

Safeties

SS ~ Pat Chung
FS ~ Brandon Meriweather
RB ~ DeAndre McDaniel
FS ~ James Sanders

SS ~ Sergio Brown
FS ~ Brett Lockett

Corner Backs

CB ~ Devin McCourty
CB ~ Leigh Bodden

CB ~ Curtis Marsh
CB ~ Ryan Jones
CB ~ DeMarcus Van Dyke
CB ~ Kyle Arrington
CB ~ Darius Butler

Special Teams

K ~ Steve Gostkowski
P ~ Zoltan Mesko
S ~ Matt Cthulhu
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

What a BLAST that was!!


Thanks to all of you who can read English and restrained themselves from responding until it was done!!
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Not at all: That was entirely MY fault, as I had to take an unplanned 20 minute break right in the middle of it!! My smart-@$$ remark in the previous post had nothing to do with you, sir, I promise. Thanks, Brother Ken!!
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Thoughtful work as usual.

Thanks for the "food" for thought the day before it begins.
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Wow !!

Even if people don't agree with the picks they can't be anything but impressed with the effort that's gone into your posts.
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Amazing effort sir, appreciate the work involved. I think you liked my work in the mock draft game for the Pats, I really do.
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