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Old 09-25-2009, 12:16 PM   #1
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Got a chuckle out of this and they seem to be in short supply this week, so I'd thought I'd share:

Sneak Preview: Sean Salisbury’s ESPN Tell-All The Elitist Jerks' Sports Information Collective

My faves: Definitely the Namath bit and then maybe the Dicky V. hates Duke one.

Warning: The Clayton bit may give you mental images you would really rather live without. I know it did to me. On a related note, we really need a vomit smiley. Blurrrghh.
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Old 09-25-2009, 12:31 PM   #2
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Boy, that's funny. As the saying goes, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.

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Who knew that if you look like an owl with a comb over, you can be a chick magnet?
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You are being very kind to Mr. Clayton.
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You are being very kind to Mr. Clayton.
Well, the man bags the babes. You gotta show him some respect.
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Boy, that's funny. As the saying goes, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.

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Except they're all fiction (read the comments section).
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Regardless... it IS quite hilarious. I think the Suzy horizontal mambo part is very, very funny.
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It's a joke article dude
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Regardless... it IS quite hilarious. I think the Suzy horizontal mambo part is very, very funny.
completely agreed. I had a good laugh at that one.
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One of the funniest sports related parodies to come around in a while, and so good it could actually be true...which is a bit scary!
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