To ALL: For a pure case of the pathos on Film, I'm gonna have to put my money on a little film called "Encino Man." Here's Why: It's NOT the case that Brandon Frasier is the Best actor out of the All-world, show-stopping, Academy Award Trio of Him, Sean Austin, and Pauli Shore...that's not the reason I hate it. Nor do I find it too incredulous that they (Shore and Austin) find a frozen caveman in their backyard in Southern Cal, Melt the ice around him, teach him to trust them, somewhat understand them, primp, "pimp", and clean him up so they may take said Caveman to their High-Shool in order that the real life/character geeks of Austin and Shore can become more popular and finally be accepted by the "cool" Kids...No, na-na-na-No, I can suspend my disbelief throughout Allll this, no problem, I'm with 'em so far... BUT, Here's what I cannot accept: When Shore/Austin take cave-man Frasier to an after school Hockey rink to watch a game, Head cool Kid/HeadBad Guy/Jerk of the Film's Girlfriend begin's to Quote-unquote MAC, and hit on Frasier (a caveman with dreadlocks and perfect teeth), The Head Bad/Cool Kid punches Frasier in the face... Frasier Caveman takes the punch, but sits there somewhat dumbfounded (I'm sure that was hard acting right there), and Neanderthal Frasier Does NOT hit the Bad/Cool Jerk kid back... Here's the Reason Why (as Austin says to Shore): "Don't ya see, He doesn't understand fighting for 'Cool' or 'Popular', He understands fighting for things like Territory and Food." THIS IS TOTAL B.S. TO ME! When That hot Cali-Brunette was hitting on him, the ONE THING even Brandon Frasier WOULD Understand is S-E-X... I'm sayin' that Cave-Idiot would have UNDERSTOOD Mating Rights, and Fighting to get a lil' piece of tail, He would Have DEFINATELY Fought for Her (note: so would you and I...she was pretty fine)... So That's IT Folks...My Point Is Simple: I can totally understand a Caveman riding around Sothern Cal on the back of a Scooter with Pauli Shore And starting a Congo-Dance Line (later) (no problem), BUT I Just can't grasp a Caveman who has been frozen for ten-thousand years not wanting to get-his-rocks-off... of note: ALL turns out right in the end as Shore and Austin teach Cave-Moron Frasier to fight by watching Saturday-Night Wrestling on TNT, AND They ALL get dates to the Prom (except for Austin, though, But He learns a valuable lesson about Friendship and Love) Thoughts ANYONE?