Discussion in 'The PatsFans.com Pub' started by BelichickFan, Aug 14, 2008.
Never done this either...
Although, I think real games are overrated.
You have to listen to a radio for any information.
You need binoculars to see anything.
Everything costs so much, it isn't even funny.
i've seen parts and bits of them... but not in a whole.
may I recommend the moonshine?
... me either ...
You mean, like that photo of you drinking beer and giving the middle finger salute? :singing:
Hey, you cannot get less classy than me! That pic was taken after a long night of drinking with Bill "Spaceman" Lee a few weeks ago.
I'm just waiting to be told to take that pic down.
When you got a tool like mine you got to build a shed over it.
I have never smoked, and I have never done any illegal drugs. I have never drunk coffee. I have never been drunk either.
And the funny part: I am a damn musician, so it's not like the opportunities were lacking!
I've done all of those but, have never played an instrument.
I have been in a ****pit,
seen a grown man naked
but never been in a Turkish prison.
thats an ethnic thing. I learned that from my Jewish heritage. Jews arent suicidal so we dont ski, skydive, mountainclimb, things like that.
kind of like Blacks and swimming.
Never broken a bone
Had an operation
Been in a car accident
Had sex in an airplane
gone through any hazing rituals
Been in prison
Been on the giving or receiving end of any sex act involving the butt hole.
Been caught for the things I should have
Me neither. I don't get the butt (whether a make or female butt) as a sexual object.
yeah, seems that was designed for drop off only. And where poop exits, mmmmm THAT doesnt do it for me, ya know?
but hey, to each his own i guess.........
As someone at work said when I was going to get my colonoscopy done (I have a family history of colon cancer) - "that's going the wrong way up a one way street".
I am intreged by this. Got me thinking. As a WASP what would you EXPECT me to have never done? I cannot think of anything myself. Besides the obvious like I've never been to a Synagoue or have not eaten a certain ethnic foods.
Jackie Mason does a great routine about this. WASPs never serve enough food. Go to an ethnic persons house for dinner and there is always TONS of food. WASPS give you dinky portions, but they have plenty of liquor.
YouTube - Sneak Peek At The Ultimate Jew At Work 3: Jews & Gentiles
There was a very funny episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry took some Orthodox Jews to a ski lodge for a weekend.
Mike Myers said about meeting his Jewish girllfriend's mother (now Mother-in-law) for the first time. She looked at me and said, "Oi, what a Goy face. Are you hungry? Here's a bowl of Scotch." She's what he based his Linda Richman character on.
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