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  1. Patjew

    Patjew PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Never been sodomized.
     
  2. BelichickFan

    BelichickFan PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    So you think most people have been sodomized ?

    :eek: :D
     
  3. Patjew

    Patjew PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Just my employees. ;)

    Sorry, you're right, that was a bad one. How about:

    I've never had a ham sandwich.

    I've never played organized football or soccer.

    I've never fainted.
     
  4. Tunescribe

    Tunescribe PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter Weekly Picks Winner

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    Yeah, yeah -- you already covered that with the bacon comment. I'll hazard a guess you've never had barbecued pulled pork either.
     
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  5. Mike the Brit

    Mike the Brit Minuteman Target PatsFans.com Supporter

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    OK, it's time for a very old joke.

    A rabbi and a Catholic priest are old friends and one day they are on a train together and talking about their respective religions.

    "Tell me now, just between the two of us," says the priest, "have you ever eaten bacon?"

    "Well, all right, I'll tell you." says the rabbi, "But first you have to answer me. Have you ever made love to a woman?"

    "The truth is, I have" admits the priest.

    "Beats the hell out of bacon, doesn't it?" says the rabbi.
     
  6. Tunescribe

    Tunescribe PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter Weekly Picks Winner

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    Good one. Here's another:

    A young woman is undergoing a routine physical exam when the doctor notices what appear to be severe rug burns on her knees and elbows. The doctor inquires as to their origins.

    "Well, I'm embarrassed to admit this doctor," says the young woman, "but they're from doing it doggy style."

    "I see," replies the doctor. "Have you thought about trying another position that might be less injurious? Like, maybe, the missionary position?"

    "Well, I would," the woman says, "but my dog's breath is so bad!"
     
  7. Patjew

    Patjew PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Ha, you are correct!

    But I HAVE had pepperoni.

    And I sleep with women (woman) who eat pork.
     
  8. BelichickFan

    BelichickFan PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    I've never fainted either. The previous two are good ones, especially the ham sandwich.
     
  9. IcyPatriot

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    .................. :yeahthat: .....................
     
  10. Michael

    Michael Moderator Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Do they have shiksepeel? :D
     
  11. Michael

    Michael Moderator Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Me either.
     
  12. Michael

    Michael Moderator Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    I've never text a message.
     
  13. Scouse Patriot

    Scouse Patriot 2nd Team Getting Their First Start

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    I'm never without mine. Always listening to it...

    It seems lately I'm the only person who hasn't either got a Wii or atleast played on one.
     
  14. Michael

    Michael Moderator Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    I don't have a Wii nor any interest in them. I do want a PS3 but, am afraid to buy one. I knwo the day I do they'll drop the price or come out with a better model. :mad:
     
  15. Mogamedogz

    Mogamedogz In the Starting Line-Up

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    I have never eaten fish. Ever. This includes tuna and fish sticks/filets.
     
  16. Michael

    Michael Moderator Staff Member PatsFans.com Supporter

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    I have never (and never will) had a cheeseburger. The idea of cheese and meat has always been disgusting to me. I won't eat Chicken Cordon Bleu either.
     
  17. BelichickFan

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    Sign me up as never having played on a Wii.

    I've never played Madden Football on any video game system.
     
  18. Kevin The Pat

    Kevin The Pat Practice Squad Player

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    Do own a portable MP3 Player/Satellite Radio, just not an iPod ;).
     
  19. Patjew

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    I have never booed the Pats.

    (I have booed the Celtics.)
     
  20. Patjew

    Patjew PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    That's very kosher of ya.
     

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