Discussion in 'The PatsFans.com Pub' started by BelichickFan, Aug 14, 2008.
Never been sodomized.
So you think most people have been sodomized ?
Just my employees.
Sorry, you're right, that was a bad one. How about:
I've never had a ham sandwich.
I've never played organized football or soccer.
I've never fainted.
Yeah, yeah -- you already covered that with the bacon comment. I'll hazard a guess you've never had barbecued pulled pork either.
OK, it's time for a very old joke.
A rabbi and a Catholic priest are old friends and one day they are on a train together and talking about their respective religions.
"Tell me now, just between the two of us," says the priest, "have you ever eaten bacon?"
"Well, all right, I'll tell you." says the rabbi, "But first you have to answer me. Have you ever made love to a woman?"
"The truth is, I have" admits the priest.
"Beats the hell out of bacon, doesn't it?" says the rabbi.
Good one. Here's another:
A young woman is undergoing a routine physical exam when the doctor notices what appear to be severe rug burns on her knees and elbows. The doctor inquires as to their origins.
"Well, I'm embarrassed to admit this doctor," says the young woman, "but they're from doing it doggy style."
"I see," replies the doctor. "Have you thought about trying another position that might be less injurious? Like, maybe, the missionary position?"
"Well, I would," the woman says, "but my dog's breath is so bad!"
Ha, you are correct!
But I HAVE had pepperoni.
And I sleep with women (woman) who eat pork.
I've never fainted either. The previous two are good ones, especially the ham sandwich.
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Do they have shiksepeel?
I've never text a message.
I'm never without mine. Always listening to it...
It seems lately I'm the only person who hasn't either got a Wii or atleast played on one.
I don't have a Wii nor any interest in them. I do want a PS3 but, am afraid to buy one. I knwo the day I do they'll drop the price or come out with a better model.
I have never eaten fish. Ever. This includes tuna and fish sticks/filets.
I have never (and never will) had a cheeseburger. The idea of cheese and meat has always been disgusting to me. I won't eat Chicken Cordon Bleu either.
Sign me up as never having played on a Wii.
I've never played Madden Football on any video game system.
Do own a portable MP3 Player/Satellite Radio, just not an iPod .
I have never booed the Pats.
(I have booed the Celtics.)
That's very kosher of ya.
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