Twenty or so years ago my buddy and I walked into a tavern to watch a Pats game. When we walked in there was a guy and his girlfriend or wife or whatever watching a tennis match on the big screen. I asked, "why isn't the Pat's game on the big screen?". The lady turned to me and said that it was the "something something tennis match". I replied, "now I know who wears the pants in your relationship". Haha.