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  1. Ice_Ice_Brady

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    Not to steal the thunder from the Tom Coughlin thread, but I was wondering if people would be open to Kate Upton being one of your mistresses next year if she were interested.

    Is it bad karma to bed with a supermodel despite your vows of monogamy? Maybe she is done with dating and ready to settle down, but I think it'd be great to have her and your wife in the same house.
     
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    WhoaDirty In the Starting Line-Up

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    Nah, I'm holding out for Charlotte McKinney.
     
  3. TommyBrady12

    TommyBrady12 Pro Bowl Player

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    Delete thread
     
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    Galeb Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

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    Sophie Marceau.
     
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    First off, and most importantly, yes I would be open to that. Second did you mistakenly create this topic on the wrong board?
     
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    resdubwhite In the Starting Line-Up

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    but verlanders been there. pass
     
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    From the title (and the fact that this is a Patriots board), I was ever so briefly concerned that you meant Upton Bell.
     
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    TommyBrady12 Pro Bowl Player

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    This should be either deleted or on the practice squad. The main board should be reserved for serious football questions.
     
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    resdubwhite In the Starting Line-Up

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    can she rush the passer?
     
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    Why are there no pics here? I'll help:
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    If you want more scantily clad ones (or the "fappening" ones, just google it).
     
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    Margot Robbie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kate Upton
     
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    I plead the fifth.
     
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    Is your wife in the same room as you now?
     
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    Username Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

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    I would never cheat on my wife.

    Even hypothetically, the risk outweighs the reward.
     
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    This thread is a satire of Coughlin as Assistant. While that one is about football, they are both as absurdly unlikely and insane to discuss seriously. But if it gets sent to the Practice Squad, I'll certainly understand why.
     
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    I got the joke right away. I thought it was funny.
     
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    Not even in the same zip code! Still pleading the fifth!
     
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    For butt men, this woman is not even on the radar.
     

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