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An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.

Somehow, I doubt he will.
 
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Another fst food Freak.....And if you open it it has a pic of the purp.

Enraged Toledo woman just wanted McNuggets : News : WNWO NBC24

TOLEDO, OHIO -- An East Toledo woman became so enraged that chicken nuggets were not available at a Toledo McDonald's that she punched through the drive-thru window.

Toledo Police say Melodi Dushane, 24, stopped at the fast-food restaurant at Front and Main Streets in East Toledo early Friday morning and asked for chicken nuggets. When the drive-thru attendant told her the restaurant was only serving breakfast and that the item was not available, Dushane reached through the window and punched the attendant in the mouth.
 

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These guys take they're chess seriously.

Chess match provokes shovel stabbing | WWLP.COM

Chess match provokes shovel stabbing
Cops: Chess flap led to Conn. snow-shovel stabbing

Updated: Wednesday, 06 Jan 2010, 9:21 PM EST
Published : Wednesday, 06 Jan 2010, 9:21 PM EST

BRIDGEPORT, Conn. (AP) - Authorities say a simmering dispute over a chess game prompted one Connecticut man to stab another in the stomach with a plastic snow shovel.

Bridgeport police spokesman Detective Keith Bryant says 39-year-old Robert Spears was seriously wounded Tuesday night and that 46-year-old Ronald Swinton was arrested.
 

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A MAN had to have his penis cut free
by SEVEN firefighters after he got it stuck in a steel PIPE


Man's penis gets stuck in a pipe | The Sun |News

The crew used a METAL GRINDER for the delicate 30-minute operation, after doctors at Southampton General Hospital tried to release him without success.
The medics failed because the restricted blood flow had caused the man to become aroused.
A crew from the Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe free on Tuesday morning.
Afterwards, the patient was given an anaesthetic and although his willy was left bruised and swollen it was otherwise unharmed.
 
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Excite News - Wyoming suspect flees into police station

Police say a man suspected of stealing a bottle of Schnapps from a Wyoming grocery store didn't have the best escape route planned.

Riverton police say the 26-year-old ran out of the store after grabbing the bottle of booze and a package of cough drops Wednesday and hid in a nearby building, which happened to be the police station.
 
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Come on now ... we need to frame these :D

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Looks like the Irish mob. I like the one comment they need to put a corn cob pipe in the Popeye looking dude.
If you scrole down the page to about the sixth or seventh comment theres a link to the Most Wanted, check that crew out.
 
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Here's a local one ...
wtf is this girl thinking ... look at this azzhole.

17-year-old woman suspected in bank robberies - BostonHerald.com

NEW BEDFORD — A district court judge ordered bail today for two suspects in a recent string of bank robberies.


Kristopher Santillo, 21, of New Bedford, was held on $20,000 cash bail while Caitlin Ingham, 17, of Freetown, was held on $3,500 cash bail.
Police traced both suspects Monday to a room at the Dartmouth Motor Inn.



Both were wanted on unarmed robbery charges stemming from heists in New Bedford, Dartmouth and Acushnet where they allegedly slipped notes to bank tellers demanding money.
 

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This d!ckhead is every teen female parent's nightmare.

 
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