Shortest Books Ever Written Thread

[Gwedd]

"Great Offensive Linemen I have Met While Yachting" by Dan Snyder

 

[DFWChargerFan]

Underwear Etiquette - Britney Spears

 

[tedylb]

Mission Accomplished by George Bush
Quail Hunting for Dummies by **** Cheney

 

[nukin]

How to beat the Patriots - Eric Mangini
What goes up must come down - Pacman Jones
Living the high life - Ricky Williams
What I wouldn't do for a pickle - Andy Reid
Times I'v tried - Terrell Owens
Where to find a lover - Jeff Garcia
The bigger they are, the harder they fall - Rex Grossman
My career successes - Vinny Testeverde
One and Done - Wade Phillips
Humble - Ladanian Tomlinson

 

[Krugman]

"Teams that can beat the Patriots this Season" :Marshal Faulk
"Dolphin Playoff Victories 2000-2007": Wayne Hizienga

These are lame compared to most of the ones Ive read today,hilarious...

 

[wistahpatsfan]

How to Be a Metrosexual by Matt Light and Logan Mankins

 

[Wildo7]

"Teams that can beat the Patriots this Season" :Marshal Faulk

Actually if Marshall Faulk wrote it wouldn't it be a long book?

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

"Teams that can beat the Patriots this Season" :Marshal Faulk

I comes with the bonus feature -- a blueprint (for losing by only a FG)

 

[A.C Vegas]

THE BLUEPRINT coauthored Cowboys, Colts, Eagles, Ravens, Steelers, Giants, Jaguars

Now this one i do like a lot.

Overpaying and having it work-dan synder
How I got over my anger toward the Pats -ike Ditka,merill Hoge and Marshal Faulk (anyone think he might be jealous that is cousin is still playing and has 3 rings.)
How to force the taxpayers to pay for your staduim -Robert Kraft

 

[ewg_gestalt]

Versatility is Overrated, by Troy Brown and Mike Vrabel
How to Sprint, by Vince Wilfork
Erudition and Eloquence, by Wes Welker
It's All About Me, by Nick Kaczur, Dan Koppen, Matt Light, Logan Mankins, and Stephen Neal.

 

[AStack75]

How to Quit Smoking Crack - Mercury Morriss

Damn Tommysgirl....you're on a roll!

 

[Ishdul]

Frommer's San Diego 2004 by Eli Manning

 

[ALP]

How to please the media - BB

How to play with honesty - Polian

How to play with HOF recievers - Tom Brady

cant think of anymore right now, but good job ppl

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

How to please the media - BB

How to play with honesty - Polian

How to play with HOF recievers - Tom Brady

cant think of anymore right now, but good job ppl

Huh, Tom Brady can play with both HOF and non-HOF receivers.

 

[blackglass3]

Why Coaching To Not Lose Is A Bad Idea - Marty Schottenheimer and Bill Cowher
The Ginn Family Biography - Cam Cameron
Education Of A Head Coach - Ron Borges
Sitting Still During A Patriots Game - My 3 year old

 

[Pats Fanatic]

A Journey through the Mind of Dennis Rodman
A Guide to Arab Democracies
Different Ways to Spell "Bob"
The Wild Years - Al Gore
George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names
My Beauty Secrets - Janet Reno
Everything Men Know About Women
Just Say No- Lawrence Taylor

 

[Bostonian1962]

The 12th Man - Being Loud at Gillette Stadium - By Fellow Patriots Fans

Reasons I Want the Patriots to go Undefeated - By Don Shula

An Experts Handbook to Maturity - By Phillip Rivers

Non-Steroid Products I Injected Into My Body - By Merriman & Clemens

How to Give Press Conferences - By Terrell Owens

How to be Grateful to the Person you Love Most - By Eric Mangini

 

[OhExaulted1]

How To Endear Youself To New England Sports Fans-Felger/Borges
How To Honor Your Contract-Deoin Branch
How To Act Mellow-Fred Smerles
Proper Public Bathroom Etiquite-Sen. Larry Craig
I'm Not A Tabloid Journalist-Mike Felger
Stray Thoughts-Brittany Spears
How Not To Be A Bloviating Attention Whore-Curt Schilling
Hairstyle Tips-Donald Trump
Tips For Former Child Acting Stars-Bonaduce/Feldmen

 

[fnordcircle]

Funny Patsfans.com Threads - Bob George

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Handling Pressure Kicks in the Playoffs by Nate Kaeding