Shortest Books Ever Written Thread

[nukin]

Lighting strikes twice all the time! - Shawne Merriman

Successful - Pacman Jones

Freedom - Michael Vick

 

[true_patriot]

How to WIN a SPELLING BEA Championship - Emmit Smith.

 

[jays52]

Diction and Eloquence by Shannon Sharpe

 

[speed]

Living La Vida Loca -- Tony Dungy

30-Second Guide to a Sparkling Complexion -- Norv Turner

Finding Humility Within -- Bill Polian

The Art of Popping Corn -- Terrell Owens

Loving the Face in the Mirror -- Jerry Jones

How I Found Glory in Cabo -- Tony Romo

How Not to Distract Men -- Jessica Simpson

A little bump recognition, nicely done.

 

[speed]

The Art of being Objective by Bill Simmons

The Advantages of Having a Long Neck by Bill Belicheck

How to date fat ugly chicks by Tom Brady

Loud Weakness by Stephen A Smith

 

[PrairiePat]

Turning the Other Cheek by Logan Mankins
Height Matters by Wes Welker
Guide to Choosing a Powerful Sports Agent by Tedy Bruschi
San Diego's Championship Sports Team History

 

[jays52]

Objectivity in Sports Analysis: How I Overcame 2001 by Marshal Faulk

 

[Deus Irae]

Foods I won't eat - Andy Reid

 

[Tommysgirl]

What to do with an Interception - Marlon McCree

 

[Disco Volante]

If I Didn't Do It by OJ Simpson
The Joys of Celibacy by Pacman Jones
Smart Fishing: Keeping Them On The Hook by Denny Green
Never Give Up by Bobby Petrino
Man's Best Friend by Micheal Vick
Just Say No by Ricky Williams
Operating a Motor Vehicle with Confidence and Skill by Ben Roethlisberger
My Active Sex Life by Don Shula
Battling Anorexia by Charlie Weis
Articulation & Pronunciation by Shannon Sharpe
My Large Testicals by Shawne Merriman
It's Not If You Win Or Lose, But How You Play The Game by Herm Edwards
I'll Lead, You Follow by Eli Manning
Hip Hop Ain't Dead by Roger Goodell
A Discussion of Post-Season Activities by Jim Mora
Successfully Killing Yourself by Terrell Owens
Abiding By The Constitution by the Cincinnati Bengals
Coherent Thoughts by Merril Hoge
Dealing With Your Child's Tantrums by the Baltimore Ravens

 

[speed]

Foods I won't eat - Andy Reid

lololol ten ch

 

[tedylb]

Training to Win In Cabo By Romeo & Jess
The Team Always Comes First by T O
Building A Winner Through The Draft by the Miami Dophins "Braintrust"
Why I'll Always Be A Dolphin by The Tuna

 

[Seacoast Fan]

How to Pick Winners, by Merril Hoge

 

[oldskool138]

The Worst Tackle- Mo Lewis

 

[The Boston Patriot]

It's Crying Time - Ocho Stinko & TO
He Made Me Do It - Ted Johnson
Fame & Fortune Instantly - Doug Flutie
Knife Sharpening Skills - Irvin Fryer
Changing Jobs - A Primer - Bill Parcells
California Dreamin' - Pete Carroll
UFO's I've Thrown - Joe Kapp

 

[pats60]

Wish i had a time machine by Ty Law.
Easy way to make money by Ryan Leaf

 

[oldskool138]

Feeding Your Family- Ty Law

One and Done- Corey Dillon

 

[Tommysgirl]

How to Quit Smoking Crack - Mercury Morriss

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

THE BLUEPRINT coauthored Cowboys, Colts, Eagles, Ravens, Steelers, Giants, Jaguars

 

[sbcpats70]

What I Did Without Belichick--Bill Parcells