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Discussion in 'The PatsFans.com Pub' started by mosslost, Sep 12, 2018.

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What did Jesus say to the Rednecks?

  1. Don’t do ANYTHING til I return

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  2. Ray Lewis will kill a guy

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  1. mosslost

    mosslost Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

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    That joke is awesome
     

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    Jlaff In the Starting Line-Up

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    Not even in the offseason could I have envisioned such a terrible poll.
     
  3. mosslost

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    mosslost Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

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    mosslost Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

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    Come on now!??
     
  6. Chevy

    Chevy Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job

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    Thread hi-jack ... Let's show a little worship for the graven idol that is TB12

    Image-11.jpg
     
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    Excellent post. No respect out there anymore.
    If that was thrown at a person of color the Mass. ACLU would be out for blood.
    Again...please back to football before I say what I really mean.
    DW Toys
     
  8. DW Toys

    DW Toys In the Starting Line-Up

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    Said the atheist elitist.
    DW Toys
     
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    My apologies if that joke comes across as an insult. That was not my intention.
     
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    I thought the title said "Redskins" at first
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    bbobbo 2nd Team Getting Their First Start

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    Life of Brian:

    EX-LEPER: All right, sir. My final offer: half a shekel for an old ex-leper.

    BRIAN: Did you say... 'ex-leper'?

    EX-LEPER: That's right, sir. Sixteen years behind the bell, and proud of it, sir.

    BRIAN: Well, what happened?

    EX-LEPER: I was cured, sir.

    BRIAN: Cured?

    EX-LEPER: Yes, sir, a bloody miracle, sir. God bless you.

    BRIAN: Who cured you?

    EX-LEPER: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, up he comes. Cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by your leave. 'You're cured mate.' Bloody do-gooder.

    BRIAN: Well, why don't you go and tell him you want to be a leper again?

    EX-LEPER: Ah, yeah. I could do that, sir. Yeah. Yeah, I could do that, I suppose. What I was thinking was, I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt. Excuse my French, sir, but, uh--

    MANDY: Brian! Come and clean your room out.

    BRIAN: There you are.

    EX-LEPER: Thank you, sir. Thanks-- Half a denari for me bloody life story?

    BRIAN: There's no pleasing some people.

    EX-LEPER: That's just what Jesus said, sir.
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    I don't think you mean that. "Graven" is the seldom-used past participle of grave. o_O If you were trying to say "craven" idol, craven means cowardly or spineless. :confused: Nice graphic, though.
     
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    News flash: not ALL poor rural folks are rednecks (as you apparently recently came to understand). In a similar vein, not ALL city people are Democrats -- maybe there's a book about that for you as well? ;)
     
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    KontradictioN Josh Gordon's locker is next to Brady's. PatsFans.com Supporter

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    And not all rednecks are poor.
     
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    I agree, but living rurally like I do, I hear that term ("redneck") thrown around a lot and some of us "poor" people get lumped into that category. Good point re: Democrats too, I was trying to lump people together, which is exactly what I was advocating not to do. Oh well, if we were having a beer together I probably would have been clearer. I sometimes rush through posts because I hate and suck at typing. My bad.
     
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    A discussion about Jesus? You are, like, literally Hitler!
    -Everyone in Cambridge, MA
     
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    Graven, while little used, is exactly the correct term for my post.

    Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image - Wikipedia

    Using craven when referring to TB12, on the other hand, would justifiably sentence me to a high-def, color with day-glow highlights tattoo of the Jets logo on my forehead.
     
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    Well...yeah, the late Wes Craven ain't directing the Tom Brady Story
     

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