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That joke is awesome
Not even in the offseason could I have envisioned such a terrible poll.
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Come on now!??
Thread hi-jack ... Let's show a little worship for the graven idol that is TB12
Excellent post. No respect out there anymore.
If that was thrown at a person of color the Mass. ACLU would be out for blood.
Again...please back to football before I say what I really mean.
Said the atheist elitist.
My apologies if that joke comes across as an insult. That was not my intention.
I thought the title said "Redskins" at first
Life of Brian:
EX-LEPER: All right, sir. My final offer: half a shekel for an old ex-leper.
BRIAN: Did you say... 'ex-leper'?
EX-LEPER: That's right, sir. Sixteen years behind the bell, and proud of it, sir.
BRIAN: Well, what happened?
EX-LEPER: I was cured, sir.
EX-LEPER: Yes, sir, a bloody miracle, sir. God bless you.
BRIAN: Who cured you?
EX-LEPER: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, up he comes. Cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by your leave. 'You're cured mate.' Bloody do-gooder.
BRIAN: Well, why don't you go and tell him you want to be a leper again?
EX-LEPER: Ah, yeah. I could do that, sir. Yeah. Yeah, I could do that, I suppose. What I was thinking was, I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt. Excuse my French, sir, but, uh--
MANDY: Brian! Come and clean your room out.
BRIAN: There you are.
EX-LEPER: Thank you, sir. Thanks-- Half a denari for me bloody life story?
BRIAN: There's no pleasing some people.
EX-LEPER: That's just what Jesus said, sir.
I don't think you mean that. "Graven" is the seldom-used past participle of grave. If you were trying to say "craven" idol, craven means cowardly or spineless. Nice graphic, though.
News flash: not ALL poor rural folks are rednecks (as you apparently recently came to understand). In a similar vein, not ALL city people are Democrats -- maybe there's a book about that for you as well?
And not all rednecks are poor.
I agree, but living rurally like I do, I hear that term ("redneck") thrown around a lot and some of us "poor" people get lumped into that category. Good point re: Democrats too, I was trying to lump people together, which is exactly what I was advocating not to do. Oh well, if we were having a beer together I probably would have been clearer. I sometimes rush through posts because I hate and suck at typing. My bad.
A discussion about Jesus? You are, like, literally Hitler!
-Everyone in Cambridge, MA
Graven, while little used, is exactly the correct term for my post.
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image - Wikipedia
Using craven when referring to TB12, on the other hand, would justifiably sentence me to a high-def, color with day-glow highlights tattoo of the Jets logo on my forehead.
Well...yeah, the late Wes Craven ain't directing the Tom Brady Story
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