Discussion in 'The PatsFans.com Pub' started by fnordcircle, Mar 28, 2019.
Maybe on meth anything is possible.
Well now I kinda wanna try meth.
That’s true about the hippos but there’s only like three left so then you can get to the koalas.
From my uncle OKOLIE
IN REGARD TO YOUR MASTER CREDIT CARD PACKAGE WITH US U.P.S WE RECEIVED AN EMAIL ALERT FROM OUR UPS OFFICE IN YOUR COUNTRY REGARDING YOUR PACKAGE WHICH HAVE BEEN WITH THEM FOR TWO WEEKS NOW AND THE INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING AGENT IN CHARGE PLANNED TO RETURN YOUR PACKAGE TO THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE OF NIGERIA.
THE TOTAL AMOUNT YOUR MASTER CARD CONTAIN IS $1.5 USD MILLION USD AND THIS INCLUDE INTEREST RATE UP TILL DATE.THE MASTER CARD WAS PROGRAMMED TO HAVE ACCESS GLOBALLY WHICH YOU CAN MAKE WITHDRAW OR TRANSACTION IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD.
IT SEEMS YOU DON'T WANT TO SHOW ANY SERIOUSNESS TOWARD THE SHIPMENT OF YOUR PACKAGE THAT IS WHY THEY WANT TO RETURN IT AND THEY NEED PERMISSION
FROM ME FIRST BEFORE THEY WILL RETURN THE PACKAGE.
I ORDERED THEM TO STOP AND I ALSO ASSURE THEM THAT I WILL MAKE SURE THE CHARGE FEE REQUIRED TO ENABLE THE SHIPMENT WHICH IS $125 WILL BE PAID AND THIS WILL BE THE LAST FEE REQUIRED.IN REGARD TO YOUR MASTER CARD PACKAGE WHICH WORTH $5 MILLION USD MILLION USD, I WILL HELP YOU AND MAKE SURE YOU RECEIVE IT AND MY INVESTIGATION SHOWS, YOU HAVE SPENT A LOT RECENTLY IN REGARD TO THIS PACKAGE AND THIS WILL BE THE LAST FEE.
REMEMBER YOU HAVE SPENT A LOT TOWARD THIS PACKAGE. ONCE THE CHARGE FEE REQUIRED IS PAID THEN SHIPMENT COMMENCE IMMEDIATELY AND YOU WILL RECOVER ALL
YOU HAVE SPENT RECENTLY. THE CHARGE FEE REQUIRED NOW IS NOT MUCH SO YOU WILL BE ABLE TO AFFORD THE LAST FEE NEEDED WHICH IS $125.
ONLY MY ADVICE TO YOU IS TO GO AHEAD AND SEND THE CHARGE FEE VIA MONEY GRAM. THE
OUR PAYMENT RECEIVING OFFICER:
RECEIVER NAME: OKOLIE JUDINSON CHUKWUNWIKE
LOCATION: LAGOS NIGERIA
Pro-Meth talk and spreading scams.
No wonder @Ian is pretending to avoid my request to move this thread to the main forum.
You are just jealous you do not have an uncle that
will give you access to $1.5 million by sending him $125.
ī know ****** īs yoűr passwords. Lets get directly tő point. Not őne person hås paid me to investigatě about you. You may nőt know me ånd yoű're probåbly wőndering why you åre gettīng this e mail?
ī plåced å malwåre on the adult vids (porno) websitě ånd yoű know what, you visited this website to håve fun (you knőw what i mean). Whīle you were watching video clips, yoűr internet brőwser started operåting as å Remote Desktőp that has å key loggěr whīch provided mě wīth accessibīlity to yőur display screen and also cam. Right aftěr that, my software program collěcted all őf your contacts from your Messenger, Facebőok, and e-maīlaccount. Next i made a doűble vīdeő. 1st part displays thě viděo you were viewing (yőű've got a fīne taste : )), and sěcőnd pårt dīsplays the recőrding of your web cam, and īts you.
Yőu have 2 optīőns. Shall we check out the pőssibilīties in details:
1st altěrnative īs to dismiss this emåil. in this scenårīo, i am going to sěnd out yőűr video recording to jűst åbőut all őf your contacts ånd alső consider concerning the disgrace that yoű receive. ånd as å conseqűence in case yőű are in a relåtionshīp, precisely how it is gőing to åffect?
Second option woűld bě to compensåtě mě $1367. We åre gőīng to refěr tő īt ås å dőnatīon. Subsěquently, ī most certainly wīll straightaway ěliminåte your video főőtage. Yőu coűld kěep going daīly life līke thīs něver occurred ånd yőu will nőt hear back agaīn from me.
You'll make the payment thrőugh Bitcőin (if yőu don't know this, search 'how tő buy bitcoīn' in Google search ěngine).
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if you håve běen planning őn going to thě law ěnfőrceměnt őffīcials, okay, this message cån not bě traced back to mě. i håvě covered my stěps. i am not lőoking to chargě a fěe very much, i wånt tő be compěnsatěd. i'vě a spěcific pixěl īn this email messågě, and at this moměnt ī knőw that yőu håve read this emaīl messågě. You håve one dåy in order to pay. īf ī dőn't get the BitCoins, i wīll defīnitěly send out your vīděo to all of your contacts īnclűding members of yoűr famīly, cőlleaguěs, and many others. Nonětheless, if ī do get paīd, ī'll destroy the rěcordīng immedīåtěly. if yoű rěally wånt evidence, reply Yes and i will cěrtainly send yoűr video recőrdīng to yőűr 13 cőntåcts. This is the nonnegotiablě offer, thåt běīng saīd do nőt waste mīne time and yőurs by respőnding to thīs e maīl.
Oh, this sounds like those nice people that are getting the IRS and FBI off my back. They offered me a great deal and all I had to do was confirm my Social Security Number and date of birth.
Just saw "The Gentlemen." Not vintage Guy Ritchie but good enough for a rainy day no football weekend while the car is getting new brakes.
Was in Houston the last two days. Crazy city, you can drive around at night and it's totally empty. Just you and like 3 other cars, with no exaggeration. I've never been in a city like that.
I definitely recommend going there.
I definitely do not recommend bringing a tiny amount of weed, getting pulled over for an expired registration, telling the cop about the weed, having the cop mistake the color of the reside on a little empty baggie you kept because you wanted to shave the marijuana residue off of it later and the cop thinking it was heroin and getting handcuffed on the side of the road, read your rights and watching the cop go through all of your belongings while you start freaking out in your head because you realize that some biker gave the lady the weed who gave it to you and who knows what might have been in that baggie before it got to you and you have a really good job that enables you to have a ton of financial freedom and if that baggie had H residue on it you're about to be facing possession charges despite having never held or used or even seen heroin and you can't have a record and keep your really good job.
Yeah, I don't recommend that part.
For $1367 bucks, I would just send all of my contacts one boilerplate text message that read: “sorry you had to see me whacking off. I hope that you’ll find a way to get over it as quickly as possible.”
A friend of mine at a comic book store got catfished into sending a dick pic and then threatened if he didn't send $300 that the person would send the dick pics to his grandma.
He was legit broke and was like "Um, ok, I don't have the money, so I guess you're gonna do what you're gonna do."
Then he told us all about it and basically instead of being the victim he turned it into a funny story and I'll never not respect that.
Spoiler: The would-be blackmailer never sent his dick pics to the comic book store guy's grandma.
I might pay the ransom if it were say, 50-100 bucks or something much more reasonable, but there’s no way that I’d allow myself to be blackmailed for that kind of money for such an innocuous act. I’m guessing that their attempt at scamming people doesn’t bear much fruit.
I think you're underestimating just how powerful a motivator shame can be.
I am 90% certain $300 was the number he was told and that seems just about right. Even for someone working full time at minimum wage $300 is feasible if they're scared enough about their FB friends seeing their wang.
Oh and hey for the record I've been genuinely upset and traumatized for the last 24 hours about my tiny baggie that held weed leading me to being handcuffed and how close I was to facing heroin possession charges despite not ****ing with anything other than weed the entire time I've been in TX and out of everyone in this thread I figured you would be the one person human enough to care but you didn't so yeah I'm just sitting here trying to distract myself from the neverending cycle of invasive thoughts about all the ways being handcuffed on the side of the road while my car was being searched could have significantly reduced my quality of life, but whatever supafly let's just post about dick pic ransoms, don't pay attention to me.
Honestly, just be glad that’s all the trouble that TX has given you, at least as it pertains to law enforcement. Don’t mess with Texas. Aren’t you escaping its clutches sometime in the near future?
Do you think they would’ve found it, had you not tried to be honest and admitted it up front? Just curious. I’m hoping that they were cool with you and treated you fairly after the search proved that you were being upfront, etc.
You've never been to downtown Hartford?
I’m putting this here because it’s all still casual.
Ok so I assumed the first cases of coronabeervirus on the East Coast would be here in NY. Wrong, it looks like it will be NH.
meanwhile in China, they have run out of test kits so the numbers should all be much higher.
It’s China. Their media is state-controlled. The numbers more than likely are MUCH higher than what they’re reporting. It’s natural though. We’re long overdue for a plague and this might be it. Of course it comes out of China. God damn savages eating the **** they eat. Morons.
I read an article that doctors in Wuhan are seeing more than 200 people a day because the hospitals are crippled. I’m sure that helps.
The Asian people where I work are starting to wear their masks. I like a good rush to panicsville.
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